Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

You forgot my VN title, Milo.

Senior Fellow, Endzone Philosophy Organization

Co-Founder, The Four Horsemen Service Organization

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Ron. Why you gotta be like that?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron. Why you gotta be like that?

Like what? A pretentious, self centered a-hole? It's my shtick.

 

[heartvols]

Hey Ronnie!

What is love?

What would your final words be?

Have you ever faked an orgasm?

Have you ever been forced into having sex?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Can I borrow $2?

 

[jdogvol]

Ron: Does this look infected to you?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Hey Ronnie!

What is love?

What would your final words be?

Have you ever faked an orgasm?

Have you ever been forced into having sex?

The feeling I get before I start the baby making. It usually involves a playing of Journeys Greatest Hits.

"(call sign), you are Clear Contact"
This only makes sense if you know what I do for money.

Every time.

Why would I turn down sex?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Can I borrow $2?

You may. But only because I trust that you are capable of paying me back. Unlike some people we know.

 

[heartvols]

The feeling I get before I start the baby making. It usually involves a playing of Journeys Greatest Hits.

Journey. Helping guys get laid since 1973.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron: Does this look infected to you?

Before I get started, introduce yourself to the Zone. It's only polite. We are not your average VN forum filled with "true fans" and window lickers. Tell us something about yourself.

Yes, it is infected. That Vietnamese whore wasn't worth the $20 you paid. If it oozes, have a dog lick it for ten minutes.

 

[Hobock]

Journey. Helping guys get laid since 1973.

I thought that was Zima.

 

[Souce]

I thought that was Zima.

lol

 

[heartvols]

I thought that was Zima.

What about Colt 45?

 

[Hobock]

What about Colt 45?

Nah, but 2 Zig-Zags? Yes.

 

[milohimself]

You may. But only because I trust that you are capable of paying me back. Unlike some people we know.

I need about tree fitty

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I need about tree fitty

Your avatar makes me not trust you. That's the creepiest thing I've ever seen.

 

[milohimself]

The playmaker likes him some DMo.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

My god take that thing down folk. He looks like a black Karl from Slingblade, with an insatiable desire for Windsor knots and sweaty penis

 

[DD4ME]

The playmaker likes him some DMo.

Funny pic is funny.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Mehico..............im torn.......the old church, split church..........or new church?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Mehico..............im torn.......the old church, split church..........or new church?

I think splitting your time is the way to go. No one "church" has all the answers.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I think splitting your time is the way to go. No one "church" has all the answers.

Wise advice

 

[Orangeslice13]

Wise advice

Who is This really? I heard OE left and was not coming back.

TRM, was I lied to?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Who is This really? I heard OE left and was not coming back.

TRM, was I lied to?

Yes, you were lied to. OE will always be here.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Yes, you were lied to. OE will always be here.

That's good news. OE was the 1st person to insult me when I joined VN. Hman was 2nd by 2 posts. Those two will always be special to me............no homo.