Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[DD4ME]

Rape is hilarious.

She's air humping his head.... What is dry hump rape called?

 

[ego]

Don't turn this rape into a murder.

 

[Hobock]

She's air humping his head.... What is dry hump rape called?

Jazzercising.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

She's air humping his head.... What is dry hump rape called?

If the carpet don't match the drape.......

 

[DD4ME]

Jazzercising.

Add that to the urban dictionary.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

She's air humping his head.... What is dry hump rape called?

At Tennessee High School dances it's called Saturday night.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

While we are talking about gay....

 

[Hobock]

If the carpet don't match the drape.......

Quality. I think I got draped while getting my hair cut Tuesday.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

TRM,

What is the recommended bedtime?

 

[DD4ME]

At Tennessee High School dances it's called Saturday night.

The theme song for drapers across the land

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MUHLc33yg8&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/youtube]

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Quality. I think I got draped while getting my hair cut Tuesday.

I always pictured you as balding. Did they cut too many hairs off your combover?

 

[DD4ME]

I always pictured you as balding. Did they cut too many hairs off your combover?

 

[Hobock]

I always pictured you as balding. Did they cut too many hairs off your combover?

Cousin It wishes he had my hair-line.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

TRM,

What is the recommended bedtime?

I prefer 9 hours before I have to be anywhere.

Or whenever the roofies take effect.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Ugh

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Cousin It wishes he had my hair-line.

Was that an old people joke? I'm like one of those re-virgins. I'm re-22. Don't get it. You're a lamo. Get a Little Rascal and go to the Grand Canyon, Clooney....

 

[Hobock]

Was that an old people joke? I'm like one of those re-virgins. I'm re-22. Don't get it. You're a lamo. Get a Little Rascal and go to the Grand Canyon, Clooney....

I plan on taking Susanna Hoffs to the prom.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

I plan on taking Susanna Hoffs to the prom.

Would. Plow. Her. Grandmother. So. Hot.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I plan on taking Susanna Hoffs to the prom.

And risk losing her to the house band?

 

[Hobock]

Would. Plow. Her. Grandmother. So. Hot.

Not me. Gimme Belinda Carlisle. I like 'em coked-up and beefy.

 

[DD4ME]

So you like Meatloaf?

 

[Hobock]

So you like Meatloaf?

His name is Robert Paulson.

 

[Souce]

The Ron Mexica,

Is Jimmy CheekS (Gator Homer) trying to take down Tennessee football by hiring Dave Hart (Alabama Homer)? It's even more obvious now with the hire of an Alabama coach (Alabama Homer) for our DC (Alabama Homer). Sal (Alabama Homer) will never be a VFL.

 

[DD4ME]

The Ron Mexica,

Is Jimmy CheekS (Gator Homer) trying to take down Tennessee football by hiring Dave Hart (Alabama Homer)? It's even more obvious now with the hire of a Alabama coach (Alabama Homer) for our DC (Alabama Homer). Sal (Alabama Homer) will never be a VFL.

Con Speer I C

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The Ron Mexica,

Is Jimmy CheekS (Gator Homer) trying to take down Tennessee football by hiring Dave Hart (Alabama Homer)? It's even more obvious now with the hire of an Alabama coach (Alabama Homer) for our DC (Alabama Homer). Sal (Alabama Homer) will never be a VFL.

Please stay out of the Football Forum. It's making you crazy. Immediately report to the Politics Forum and seek out gsvol. He will be able to help you.