Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

How far above ground does the sky start being the sky?

Immediately above the ground the sky begins.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Dear Ron,


If faced with the situation of either doing two chicks at the same time who are about a 4.....or doing a one chick who is a 9........and you can only take advantage of one side of this situation....wut do u do?

The 9. Easily. In this case two 4's don't make an eight. It's just twice the ugly.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Buying a home theater. Should I go LG or Samsung? Leaning samsung.

Whatever is cheaper.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The entire Air Force was at Subs N Such today, but none of the tags said Mexico.

Did any of them start with an S and end with a D? If so, that guy was probably trying to get something for free.

 

[ego]

Did any of them start with an S and end with a D? If so, that guy was probably trying to get something for free.

Didn't pay that much attention, but there was a smaller guy with the group. I probably could've taken him.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Radar or laser?

I never used laser. But RADAR offered some advantages that came in useful on night shift. When it picked up a target the sharp pitched squeal would act as an alarm clock.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron you're driving a train and at a split in the track the way you're headed there will are 5 guys working and you will hit them... Or you can change your path and only kill one guy....

Do you play god?

If I have time to change my path, why wouldn't I have time to use the brakes?

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Itch is a wizard. He got Ron to ask a question in his own answer thread...

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I never used laser. But RADAR offered some advantages that came in useful on night shift. When it picked up a target the sharp pitched squeal would act as an alarm clock.

lmao

:hi:

Your radar mounted to the windshield/rear window or hung on the window/door?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

lmao

:hi:

Your radar mounted to the windshield/rear window or hung on the window/door?

Windshield/rear window. Which meant no defroster while running RADAR. In fact, as a precaution, we were told to not even use the console heat. Floor only.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The, if you had a boat where would you go?

 

[Souce]

joos

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The, if you had a boat where would you go?

Wherever this party is happening.

 

[Souce]

gews

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Windshield/rear window. Which meant no defroster while running RADAR. In fact, as a precaution, we were told to not even use the console heat. Floor only.

Golden Eagles?

 

[Souce]

Golden Eagles?

Did you get my PM?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

We had this in our Crown Vics:

And this in our Luminas:

 

[Souce]

Why can't you pigs tend to your own business?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Why can't you pigs tend to your own business?

That's what we're doing.

 

[Souce]

That's what we're doing.

Why can't you pull over criminals like Itch instead of innocent victims like me?

 

[Souce]

Itch, is trying to sell me dope over in the RTT.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Did you get my PM?

pm?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

We had this in our Crown Vics:

And this in our Luminas:

we have golden eagles and golden eagles 2

 

[Souce]

pm?

Yeah.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

No lasers?