Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Interesting.

 

[Slydell]

Ron, I'm considering a career change. This contracted hit man stuff just isn't paying like it used to. Too much competition, maybe. Or, technology. I just don't know. I still have some good years left but just need some direction. I've considered working for a carnival in the rifle shoot. Any other options you can think of?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, I'm considering a career change. This contracted hit man stuff just isn't paying like it used to. Too much competition, maybe. Or, technology. I just don't know. I still have some good years left but just need some direction. I've considered working for a carnival in the rifle shoot. Any other options you can think of?

Well, Carnie is a strong career choice. Just let me run a couple of ideas by you:

If you were a hitman you'd probably enjoy working in Politics. You still get to ruin lives, but without having to worry about law enforcement.

Also, the adult movie industry pays quite well. Not many guys are willing to do gay scenes and thus the demand is high. Just close your eyes and tell yourself, "it's a vagina".

I hope this helps. Good luck in your futures endeavors.

 

[Thrasher865]

Also, the adult movie industry pays quite well. Not many guys are willing to do gay scenes and thus the demand is high. Just close your eyes and tell yourself, "it's a vagina".

Or "it's a turd, going the wrong way."

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Do you find the second baptist church to be boring?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Why would you go to the church that came in 2nd?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Why would you go to the church that came in 2nd?

The first baptist church had a split over doctrine, have friends at both churches.

 

[BearCat204]

Dear Ron,

If my dog dies and we have treated her practically as a child of our own, will she go to heaven.

Sincerely

Lost and Afraid

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Dear Ron,

If my dog dies and we have treated her practically as a child of our own, will she go to heaven.

Sincerely

Lost and Afraid

Burlap sack in a river?

 

[BearCat204]

Burlap sack in a river?

nooooooooooooooooo

 

[Orangeslice13]

The first baptist church had a split over doctrine, have friends at both churches.

Knew of a church where the placement of a piano was the issue. I was asked to leave a non denominational church because of doctrine. What was there issue?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Do you find the second baptist church to be boring?

Sounds like a self esteem problem.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Dear Ron,

If my dog dies and we have treated her practically as a child of our own, will she go to heaven.

Sincerely

Lost and Afraid

Why would you want your dog to go to heaven? If she does, you'll never see her again for all of eternity.

 

[BearCat204]

Why would you want your dog to go to heaven? If she does, you'll never see her again for all of eternity.

You son of a *****...........

 

[ImTheCrew]

Ron you're driving a train and at a split in the track the way you're headed there will are 5 guys working and you will hit them... Or you can change your path and only kill one guy....

Do you play god?

 

[PowerT83]

Mexico,

Do you have a problem with authority?

 

[ImTheCrew]

Itching

 

[CardiacKid]

Ron,

How far above ground does the sky start being the sky?

 

[BearCat204]

Dear Ron,


If faced with the situation of either doing two chicks at the same time who are about a 4.....or doing a one chick who is a 9........and you can only take advantage of one side of this situation....wut do u do?

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

Buying a home theater. Should I go LG or Samsung? Leaning samsung.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Sounds like a self esteem problem.

Ive oftened wondered this

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Ron,

Buying a home theater. Should I go LG or Samsung? Leaning samsung.

bose

 

[ego]

The entire Air Force was at Subs N Such today, but none of the tags said Mexico.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Radar or laser?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Mexico,

Do you have a problem with authority?

No, not at all. But I think you might.