Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

Tron. What's the deal with airplane food?

I'll continue fapping while you answer...

It's created by the lowest bidder. I always take my own food on flights. Don't fall for their scams.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Itch, I think you should get a rattlesnake.

The Source doesn't have your best interest at heart. I do.

 

[Souce]

Ron,

I'm in love with the most awesome, beautiful, funny, and sexy girl I've ever met in my entire life and she loves me too. When will it be ok to take a dump in front of her?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Mehico, do u like oes new avy?

 

[Orangeslice13]

While you're at it, Do you like mine?

 

[ImTheCrew]

Itching

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

I'm in love with the most awesome, beautiful, funny, and sexy girl I've ever met in my entire life and she loves me too. When will it be ok to take a dump in front of her?

I know you're lying. You just said a woman was funny. Women can't be funny. Unless it's Chaz Bono, that's one funny b.tch.

As far as the dumping goes. Never. I've been married 13 years and still won't use the bathroom in front of my wife. It's never ok and anyone who does should be shunned by polite society.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Itching

Get some calamine lotion.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Mehico, do u like oes new avy?

No. You should never use self portraits on VN.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

While you're at it, Do you like mine?

Yes, but to avoid being creepy I won't say why.

 

[ImTheCrew]

What ever happened to the show catdog

 

[Thrasher865]

What ever happened to the show catdog

There was a movement to petition its cancellation. People didn't like it teaching our nations youth that freaks should be accepted.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

What ever happened to the show catdog

The main character, Catdog, died tragically from fecal poisoning. A result of not having a butthole. Two heads and no butthole, no one wins.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Tragic

 

[ego]

Mexico, I was denied of v, b. Tell me why.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Mexico, I was denied of v, b. Tell me why.

"I was denied of..." What does that mean?

Were you trying to log in and the site wouldn't let you?

 

[Souce]

I know you're lying. You just said a woman was funny. Women can't be funny. Unless it's Chaz Bono, that's one funny b.tch.

As far as the dumping goes. Never. I've been married 13 years and still won't use the bathroom in front of my wife. It's never ok and anyone who does should be shunned by polite society.

Not lying, bro. She really is funny as ****....amazing girl.

Thanks for the advice. I guess I'll wait for the dumping until I'm 80 and can't physically hold it in anymore.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Not lying, bro. She really is funny as ****....amazing girl.

Thanks for the advice. I guess I'll wait for the dumping until I'm 80 and can't physically hold it in anymore.

Why not just close the door?

 

[ego]

"I was denied of..." What does that mean?

Were you trying to log in and the site wouldn't let you?

Denied registration.

 

[Souce]

Why not just close the door?

What if I can't make it to the bathroom in order to close the door??

 

[The Ron Mexico]

What if I can't make it to the bathroom in order to close the door??

dammit souce!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Denied registration.

How will I benefit from helping you?

 

[ego]

How will I benefit from helping you?

I wasn't asking for assistance.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I wasn't asking for assistance.

So you just wanted to know why? I feel confident that you already know why.

 

[ego]

Once again, a victim of internet politics.