Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

Look up tards!

 

[Coach Grizz]

Yes, I did marry a young lady that is built like a woman. She's big in all the right places.

I'm not sure why I have always been a chubby chaser. I have dated a few skinny girls, but I don't like feeling ribs.

Glad your happy my friend.

 

[Ca$h Money Vol]

Ron. I've pooped eight times today

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron. I've pooped eight times today

I'm not real sure what to do with that. Congratulations?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Do you wear deodorant?

Do you use Shampoo?

 

[GBO18]

Nerd with Buffalo Bill questions.

 

[dembewbs]

sup ron

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

If the glove don't fit, must you acquit?

 

[rbroyles]

Why do you think you can answer all questions except life advice?

 

[possumslayer]

Ron are you lactose intolerant ?
If not what's that smell?
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[The Ron Mexico]

Do you wear deodorant?

Do you use Shampoo?

Yes on both both accounts. But I make sure to use only products that I have manufactured here at my home. I like to regulate my scent and the only way to do that is to make my own health and beauty aids.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

If the glove don't fit, must you acquit?

Yes. But only for professional athletes. That rule also applies to any other garment.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Why do you think you can answer all questions except life advice?

There is a separate thread for life advice. Feel free to use that thread if you need some help.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron are you lactose intolerant ?
If not what's that smell?
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No, I dominate 8 gallons of milk a day. The smell? That's my homemade health and beauty aids.

 

[possumslayer]

What would happen if the earth started spinning backwards ? Yes I'm high.
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[The Ron Mexico]

What would happen if the earth started spinning backwards ? Yes I'm high.
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First things first, why are you Bogartin' the good stuff?

If the Earth began to rotate backwards things would change drastically. For example, I would probably start lusting after skinny black girls. And you wouldn't be so selfish with drugs.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

First things first, why are you Bogartin' the good stuff?

If the Earth began to rotate backwards things would change drastically. For example, I would probably start lusting after skinny black girls. And you wouldn't be so selfish with drugs.

Good answer.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

When do you plan on overthrowing Freak and running this beech?

 

[rbroyles]

There is a separate thread for life advice. Feel free to use that thread if you need some help.

Why did you not answer my actual question? I have had sufficient life experience first hand.

 

[rbroyles]

What would happen if the earth started spinning backwards ? Yes I'm high.
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It did, when Lane Kiffin was hired.

 

[possumslayer]

Good answer.

I need to learn to share
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[possumslayer]

Have you ever pleasured yourself whilewatching I love Lucy?
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[possumslayer]

While watching megyn kelly ?
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[GBO18]

Ron what are your thoughts on the McRib? Are you a fan?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Did you contract the clap in the Air Force?