Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[dembewbs]

ron isn't it ironic

 

[ego]

ron isn't it ironic

Ron doesn't understand irony.

 

[dembewbs]

pretty ironic don't ya think

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Are all flamingos gay?

Yes. ALL FLAMINGOS ARE GAY.

 

[Thrasher865]

Are you insinuating that it's natural to be gay, since animals do it?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,how much did the midget cost? I want one, an Eskimo midget,I'll feed him anchovies & call him tattoo .
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I got him free when I upgraded my Big Mac meal 100 times in a 1 month period.

 

[Thrasher865]

So if upgrading a big mac meal costs at most $0.20 each time, and you do it 100 times, would you say it would be appropriate to value that midget at $20 if you were to claim him as an acquired asset on your taxes?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Should I put it in the pizza?

I can't think of a single good reason for you to not put it in the pizza.

 

[Thrasher865]

Or if you use the midget for work, could you deduct the cost of those big macs as business expenses?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Are you insinuating that it's natural to be gay, since animals do it?

I'm not insinuating it, I'm saying it.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

So if upgrading a big mac meal costs at most $0.20 each time, and you do it 100 times, would you say it would be appropriate to value that midget at $20 if you were to claim him as an acquired asset on your taxes?

For tax purposes yes. In reality Marshall is priceless.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Or if you use the midget for work, could you deduct the cost of those big macs as business expenses?

I do that anyways. All my clients get a free meal at McD's on the company.

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

Are there a lot of BYU fans in Mexico?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Are there a lot of BYU fans in Mexico?

No, there aren't very many Mexicans that understand/care the intricacies of BYU Football. Those soccer lovin' drunkards don't appreciate the finer things in life.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Sup Ron

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Sup Ron

Sup indeed. A man of few words is a man I respect.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

What does love feel like? Is it sticky?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

What does love feel like? Is it sticky?

Have you ever been wearing rain boots and got one stuck in a mudpuddle? That's what love feels like.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Is tossing a salad a good way to get a girl to love you?

How often do you do this?

Do you buy a new toothbrush before doing this?

At what age did you stop trusting latent farts?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Is tossing a salad a good way to get a girl to love you?

How often do you do this?

Do you buy a new toothbrush before doing this?

At what age did you stop trusting latent farts?

Absolutely not.

Never.

Yes, you should. Along with a trip to the Dentist for a professional cleaning.

Based on personal experience, March 16th, 2002. The last time I trusted a fart. For me that was age 26.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

How many cubes of toilet paper do you use?

Have you ever kissed a grown man on the mouth, when you were a grown man?

Did you know pigs can have orgasms which last for hours?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

How many cubes of toilet paper do you use?

Have you ever kissed a grown man on the mouth, when you were a grown man?

Did you know pigs can have orgasms which last for hours?

I don't use toilet paper. I use a bidet and then air dry.

Why does it sound gay when you say it?

That's a rumor I started in 1980.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I don't use toilet paper. I use a bidet and then air dry.

Why does it sound gay when you say it?

That's a rumor I started in 1980.

That's not an answer dammit!

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Ron.. What are your thoughts and experiences with "female" condoms?

I put them up there with magnets. Creepy brah
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[The Ron Mexico]

Ron.. What are your thoughts and experiences with "female" condoms?

I put them up there with magnets. Creepy brah
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First off, let me say -- F.ck magnets!

The female condom is a myth. Much like the female orgasm, Bigfoot and my sister looking for a job.