Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

When do you plan on overthrowing Freak and running this beech?

That has already happened. November 7th, 2009. Now I just let him be the face of VN. I'm actually running VN in the background. I sometimes let a Mod delete my more awesome posts just so none of you guys catch on.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Have you ever pleasured yourself whilewatching I love Lucy?
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No, I used to bang Lucille Ball in real life. Ricky Ricardo liked to watch.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

While watching megyn kelly ?
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Megyn Kelly is a little skinny for my taste, but I'd still pee in her butt.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron what are your thoughts on the McRib? Are you a fan?

McRib? That's what I call my sister in law. She's so damn skinny it's gross. I'm out.


(True story)

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Did you contract the clap in the Air Force?

No, I did not contract the clap. I put it on retainer.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

No, I used to bang Lucille Ball in real life. Ricky Ricardo liked to watch.

damnit Ronnie this is why I love you

 

[Thrasher865]

If it is true that french (freedom) fries are the leading cause of cancer, can we, as a society, reasonably be expected to quit eating them?

 

[Souce]

Crispy bacon or chewy bacon?
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[GBO18]

When you are in elevator do you push the button more than once? And if so do you think that makes it go faster?

 

[Thrasher865]

And a follow-up question: when you're in an elevator alone, do you jump when it reaches the top? Same question but in an elevator with others?

 

[GBO18]

Another follow-up question have you ever farted in a elevator full of people and looked at the person next to you like he did it?

 

[theFallGuy]

Do you use the hand rails when climbing stairs?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

If it is true that french (freedom) fries are the leading cause of cancer, can we, as a society, reasonably be expected to quit eating them?

When I read your post all I could hear was, " blah blah blah i'm a filthy health food eatin' communist blah blah blah".

 

[Thrasher865]

Actually Ron, the tone of my post was more "blah blah blah I don't care if they give me cancer, I wunt muh French fries! Blah blah blah."

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Crispy bacon or chewy bacon?
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Before I became a practicing Muslim (yesterday) I enjoyed crispy bacon. But in order to keep halal I must resist the urge.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

When you are in elevator do you push the button more than once? And if so do you think that makes it go faster?

I have a midget that acts as my personal assistant. He is with me 24/7. My midget pushes the elevator button for me. He has been advised to push the button repeatedly until I am on the elevator and seated in my portable directors chair.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

And a follow-up question: when you're in an elevator alone, do you jump when it reaches the top? Same question but in an elevator with others?

I am always seated in elevators (see above) so I instruct everyone else in the elevator to do whatever they must to protect me. In case of emergency they have emergency procedures in place.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Another follow-up question have you ever farted in a elevator full of people and looked at the person next to you like he did it?

Yes. Everyday. Sometimes I get on the elevator just to fart.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Do you use the hand rails when climbing stairs?

Hand rails are for fools. Real men surround themselves by other people that will break Ron Mexicos fall.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Ron. What is the state bird of North Korea? Thrasher likes birds.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron. What is the state bird of North Korea? Thrasher likes birds.

I don't know. I suspect this may be a question for the Thrasher thread.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Thanks, Ron....

 

[Souce]

Are all flamingos gay?

 

[possumslayer]

Ron,how much did the midget cost? I want one, an Eskimo midget,I'll feed him anchovies & call him tattoo .
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[Nerd-Vol]

Should I put it in the pizza?