Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

I'm down with those flavors - Shiner with the edge. Can you recruit someone to mow?

I have a 9 year old and a 7 year old with strong backs.

 

[Behr]

I know you tell everyone you enjoy the embrace of a young Mexican lady. I choose to believe you are telling the truth. Let's just hope her brother never comes over and you two get a few drinks in and the curiosity gets the best of you.

Hahaha.


Just be glad you are not her brother!

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Why doesn't SDV run a free legal advice thread here? I'm thinking there is a healthy demand amongst the Zoners.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Why doesn't SDV run a free legal advice thread here? I'm thinking there is a healthy demand amongst the Zoners.

That's a great idea. I certainly have a few legal issues I would like some clarification on. Maybe he can use Nerd as his VN paralegal.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Trm,

Are you proud you grew up to be James Earl Jones, reference your occupation

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Trm,

Are you proud you grew up to be James Earl Jones, reference your occupation

No. The Man has been keeping me down long enough.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

No. The Man has been keeping me down long enough.

You could have been slim pickens

 

[OtterFH]

Ron,
Why haven't I "Leaped" yet?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
Why haven't I "Leaped" yet?

Your work isn't finished. Complete the task and you will move on.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Trm,

Did you write a lot of equipment violations?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Trm,

Did you write a lot of equipment violations?

Yes, I did. Not because I gave a crap about that violation though. I used it as an opportunity to check for other things. From 1995-1997 I found more sh.tbags with warrants than anyone I worked with. This was because of the sheer volume of people I came in contact with. I used to love to hear the words from the dispatcher, "is your mic clear".

Patrolling around I-25 was like shooting fish in a barrel.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Yes, I did. Not because I gave a crap about that violation though. I used it as an opportunity to check for other things. From 1995-1997 I found more sh.tbags with warrants than anyone I worked with. This was because of the sheer volume of people I came in contact with. I used to love to hear the words from the dispatcher, "is you mic clear".

Patrolling around I-25 was like shooting fish in a barrel.

Thats how 95 and 295 are....

 

[Orangeslice13]

Why would the Mayans lie, Ron?

Put your question in the right place Weez

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Why would the Mayans lie, Ron?

To control the masses. The Mayans probably had the same ratio of morons that we do in our society. The difference is that we are supposedly a more enlightened civilization. Please see my Pat Robertson thread in the Politics Forum.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Self, If the apocalypse were to happen, why would you want to live through it?

I think you've asked yourself a good question here. What do you think you will tell yourself?opcorn:

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I think you've asked yourself a good question here. What do you think you will tell yourself?opcorn:

First off, it's not going to happen. But hypothetically, if it did, I wouldn't want to live after the apocalypse. All my favorite things will be dead and gone.

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

Kate Upton, huge epic tits, what's the deal with that?

 

[OtterFH]

Ron,
If I invest in a doomsday bunker, you can live in it with me. Would that change your mind of wanting to die?

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

AFter the apocalypse will there be any hookers and blow left?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Do you wish you had Jesse's girl?

 

[Hardwood_fanatic]

How fun is it being the pivot man?

 

[Slydell]

To control the masses. The Mayans probably had the same ratio of morons that we do in our society. The difference is that we are supposedly a more enlightened civilization. Please see my Pat Robertson thread in the Politics Forum.

I think we've blown the Mayans out of the water with the ratio we have now.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Trm,

Have you read the road?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Kate Upton, huge epic tits, what's the deal with that?

I think you will find all the answers you desire in this gif.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
If I invest in a doomsday bunker, you can live in it with me. Would that change your mind of wanting to die?

Just you and me for the rest of time hiding in a bunker waiting for the other one to die just so we'll finally have something original to eat......


Ok, I'm in.