Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Why didn't Kubrick make the second half of Full Metal Jacket as awesome as the first half?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Why didn't Kubrick make the second half of Full Metal Jacket as awesome as the first half?

Yes, the second half isn't as well known or beloved as the boot camp half, but the second half is underrated. Example: "just don't lead 'em so much"

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S06nIz4scvI[/youtube]

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Negotiating with hookers...

 

[GBO18]

Cool white box.........

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Cool white box.........

I loathe you...

 

[GBO18]

hmy:hmy:hmy:hmy:hmy:

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I rarely, if ever, resort to using smileys. I find them to be silly and Gobbler-ish, but in this case...

:finger3:

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Negotiating with hookers...

2 Live Crew says thanks.

 

[GBO18]

Check this video out...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12tce-THLUE[/youtube]

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Same thing, fool!

 

[GBO18]

Oh my bad.....

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Can you fix gob?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Can you fix gob?

Unfortunately some people are so far gone that it would require a significant amount of our resources. It's up to The Horsemen whether or not we can afford to dedicate so much time to help one individual. Some kind of intervention.

 

[Orangeslice13]

The greater good requires our resources be maximized to benefit society.

Translation : F'em.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Da Nang Hooker: Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Vietnam?
Private Joker: Not just this minute.
Da Nang Hooker: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?
Private Joker: Yeah, we might party. How much?
Da Nang Hooker: Fifteen dollar.
Private Joker: Fifteen dollars for both of us?
Da Nang Hooker: No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.
Private Joker: Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.
Da Nang Hooker: Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.
Private Joker: Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
Da Nang Hooker: Okay. Ten dollar each.
Private Joker: What do we get for ten dollars?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing you want.
Private Joker: Everything?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing.
Private Joker: [to Rafterman] Well, old buddy, feel like spending some of your hard-earned money?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Lt. Lockhart: [reading] ... we have a new directive from M.A.F. on this. In the future, in place of "search and destroy," substitute the phrase "sweep and clear." Got it?
Private Joker: Got it. Very catchy.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

For those of you who may not know, GOB is a hiring manager at his job. I have obtained an exclusive video of the gobbler interviewing a potential new hire.

Secret Gob Video

 

[CardiacKid]

That's some funny sh!t

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

I always thought Gob was unemployed

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Ron. Did you miss me?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron. Did you miss me?

I e-mailed Freak begging him to perma ban you. I even offered to play nice with VG if you were banned for life. I even offered exclusive membership in The Horsemen.

No dice.

 

[possumslayer]

WOW
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[PoochPunt3rdDown]

I'm destroyed.

 

[OtterFH]

Ron,
Who would you rather have had as a mother? Marion Cunningham from happy days, Edna Garrett from facts of life, Kate Tanner from ALF, or Angela Bower from who's the boss. But if there is someone else you would rather have you can pick her.