Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
Who would you rather have had as a mother? Marion Cunningham from happy days, Edna Garrett from facts of life, Kate Tanner from ALF, or Angela Bower from who's the boss. But if there is someone else you would rather have you can pick her.

Mrs. C gave off the best motherly vibes. I think she would take care of me the best. The Alf Mom was too good looking to be a real Mom. Angela Bower looks like a bag of antlers and is therefore gross. Edna Garrett was a spinster for a reason. I suspect she may have been bat sh.t crazy.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Trm,

Who are you?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Trm,

Who are you?

The martyr of VN.

 

[OtterFH]

Ron,
If you could go back in time and had to pick between being either Tom Selleck or Ted Danson who would you be?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
If you could go back in time and had to pick between being either Tom Selleck or Ted Danson who would you be?

That's easy. Tom Selleck. He lived in Hawaii. Has an awesome stache. And he's probably banged every actress in California.

 

[StoVol]

If you were Ted that would mean you would have voluntarily banged whoopie.. Disgusting . Magnum pi nevered banged anything close to a whoopie scale chic

 

[The Ron Mexico]

If you were Ted that would mean you would have voluntarily banged whoopie.. Disgusting . Magnum pi nevered banged anything close to a whoopie scale chic

Another good reason to not be Ted Danson.

 

[StoVol]

Nevered it's when your never is severed

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Trm,

How do I ignore butt hurt bear, without actually having him on ignore?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Trm,

How do I ignore butt hurt bear, without actually having him on ignore?

Never ignore your opposition. Always take the fight to the enemy. Or just don't go to the same threads he's in.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Never ignore your opposition. Always take the fight to the enemy. Or just don't go to the same threads he's in.

I slip and say a lg response and get the mod nsughty finger

 

[Behr]

Ron,

I wanted to ask you what OE's penis taste like, but decided that wouldn't be a good question.

Do you think I like men or women?


*Out of context thread, here I come.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

I wanted to ask you what OE's penis taste like, but decided that wouldn't be a good question.

Do you think I like men or women?


*Out of context thread, here I come.

I know you tell everyone you enjoy the embrace of a young Mexican lady. I choose to believe you are telling the truth. Let's just hope her brother never comes over and you two get a few drinks in and the curiosity gets the best of you.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

lol

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Trm,

There he is.......what do I do?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Trm,

There he is.......what do I do?

Don't make eye contact. Crawl under a thread in the Pub until it blows over.

 

[Berry4Heisman14]

Ron, what should I do about my prom situation?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, what should I do about my prom situation?

First of all, you should always keep it real. Go with whichever one is willing to pay for you. Don't pay for your own meals, tux or pictures. If they really want to run with you they will pony up the cash.

 

[Berry4Heisman14]

First of all, you should always keep it real. Go with whichever one is willing to pay for you. Don't pay for your own meals, tux or pictures. If they really want to run with you they will pony up the cash.

You're right.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Trm,

Its not working

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Do you do yard work?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Do you do yard work?

Yep, so long as it's my yard or my parents.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Your parents just bought my house. See you this afternoon. What flavor beer do you prefer?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Your parents just bought my house. See you this afternoon. What flavor beer do you prefer?

If you have Shiner Bock or Yuengling, I'll come over and watch someone else mow.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I'm down with those flavors - Shiner with the edge. Can you recruit someone to mow?