Atlanta Braves Thread VI

[GreatWhiteNorth]

Lol, how old?

Probably 60. One accused the other of stealing his seat at the bar.
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[Vercingetorix]

Played 45 min of grownups vs kids soccer at the last practice of the season tonight. Threw a bunch of elbows. Scored 4 goals. Did the testicle dance. Probably shouldn't have had a couple beers first.

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

Played 45 min of grownups vs kids soccer at the last practice of the season tonight. Threw a bunch of elbows. Scored 4 goals. Did the testicle dance. Probably shouldn't have had a couple beers first.

I would pay good, cash money for a photo of you doing the big balls dance.
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[Notorious B.E.N]

Probably 60. One accused the other of stealing his seat at the bar.
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Lol damn

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

I always forget about the big ball dance, then Verc reminds me. I appreciate that.

 

[Vercingetorix]

I always forget about the big ball dance, then Verc reminds me. I appreciate that.

The coaches of the team were 70 percent amused and 30 percent horrified. I think my son was the only kid who knew what I was doing.

 

[Vercingetorix]

I would pay good, cash money for a photo of you doing the big balls dance.
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Me too. I would blow it up to 16 x 20 and frame it over my Guinness tap.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

The coaches of the team were 70 percent amused and 30 percent horrified. I think my son was the only kid who knew what I was doing.

Kids these days, smh

 

[Vercingetorix]

Kids these days, smh

My kid, of course, is the one who loudly complained during a game last fall, "THAT KID HIT ME IN THE NUTSACK!!", to much general awkwardness/hilarity among the parents. The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.

 

[005]

Played 45 min of grownups vs kids soccer at the last practice of the season tonight. Threw a bunch of elbows. Scored 4 goals. Did the testicle dance. Probably shouldn't have had a couple beers first.

Oh my god.

#hero #weareallwitnesses

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

My kid, of course, is the one who loudly complained during a game last fall, "THAT KID HIT ME IN THE NUTSACK!!", to much general awkwardness/hilarity among the parents. The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.

When i was in the 1st grade, i was playing basketball in a church league and i grabbed my junk while facing the crowd. My mom whooped my ass when we got home. I learned that from Rodman

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Heat/Bulls getting physical again. Nazr Muhammad got tossed already

 

[005]

Heat/Bulls getting physical again. Nazr Muhammad got tossed already

If the heat go through Chicago Indiana and Memphis to win it all, it will be very well earned.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Braves thread athletic feats of brilliance:

1. Dbakes deer antler fueled 8 points

2. Verc's 4 goal explosion on the 8 year olds

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Braves thread athletic feats of brilliance:

1. Dbakes deer antler fueled 8 points

2. Verc's 4 goal explosion on the 8 year olds

Don't forget GWN playing referee in an old man fight

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

Braves thread athletic feats of brilliance:

1. Dbakes deer antler fueled 8 points

2. Verc's 4 goal explosion on the 8 year olds

Damn I had forgotten about the Dbake deer antler spray performance.
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[AV_12]

One former Duke player complaining about another's flopping. Ironic

 

[Vercingetorix]

Braves thread athletic feats of brilliance:

1. Dbakes deer antler fueled 8 points

2. Verc's 4 goal explosion on the 8 year olds

I have to admit that the guy on the other wing scored three. Eight year olds still have trouble with anything in the air.

I was the only parent who smeared his genitals in the kids' faces though.

 

[NochNoch]

I was the only parent who smeared his genitals in the kids' faces though.

Verc "gets it".

 

[005]

Z gimme a spotify artist

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Who's watching tonight?

 

[Vercingetorix]

Who's watching tonight?

Hockey hockey hockey. OT in an all-important game 5. Caps have completely dominated the game after the first 10 minutes but can't get the game winner.

I'll watch the baseball game afterwards, assuming I don't take the chef's knife to my family and then myself.

 

[underscore]

Braves with a new manager. **** yeah!

 

[TBrown]

Looks like I stumbled into the recruiting forum with old genitalia in underage faces.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Hockey hockey hockey. OT in an all-important game 5. Caps have completely dominated the game after the first 10 minutes but can't get the game winner.

I'll watch the baseball game afterwards, assuming I don't take the chef's knife to my family and then myself.

Its on my 2nd tv muted while i finish the Heat game