Biopsy's airline gripe thread

[Biopsyman]

I actually thought it was fairly calm for a Wed night. I'm a million miler on Delta - wish I was a 1000 miler instead.

I was in concourse C... too many people and none of the audio worked for boarding

 

[508mikey]

Flew tonight to Atlanta and someone did an all-time worst SBD thought passengers were going to puke because of the smell

was probably you

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Delta made me 4 hours late to New Orleans. Ima fight em all

 

[Biopsyman]

Former Vol M Teague on my flight tonight

 

[Biopsyman]

was probably you

I usually claims really good ones

 

[Biopsyman]

Love when someone drags the extra wide suitcase down the middle of the isle .. and says don’t not say excuse when crashing into passengers.. Don’t be that passenger, major asshat

 

[NorCalVol67]

A few years ago I arrived at my seat and placed a bag underneath the seat in front of me. When the person occupying that seat arrived they turned around and asked if I could remove my bag so they could place theirs underneath their seat.

 

[Biopsyman]

Flying to Orlando this morning.. this time of year with all the kids and mouse ears ...like getting an all day prostate exam

 

[Biopsyman]

Of course a walrus sits in the middle next to be.. a giant fat ass..

 

[Biopsyman]

Of course a walrus sits in the middle next to be.. a giant fat ass..

Fat asses should be required to buy 2 tickets

 

[Omar V Tinko]

Sometimes they are... re: Kevin Smith.
Oddly, I’m flying out of MCO this evening. I’m sure I’ll be the only guy in a suit at the airport.

 

[Biopsyman]

Sometimes they are... re: Kevin Smith.
Oddly, I’m flying out of MCO this evening. I’m sure I’ll be the only guy in a suit at the airport.

Southwest in and out of Orlando is the worst

 

[Omar V Tinko]

Southwest is always terrible. I’m not a fan of that cattle call.

 

[Omar V Tinko]

And it was Southwest that kicked Kevin smith off for being “too fat to fly” his words.

 

[Biopsyman]

Southwest is always terrible. I’m not a fan of that cattle call.

Sucksnbut fly direct Lot of places From Nashville

 

[Omar V Tinko]

Coming out of Knoxville there are so few directs I get to pick my poison. I fly where I have status.

 

[rs16]

Coming out of Knoxville there are so few directs I get to pick my poison. I fly where I have status.

Why does everyone call non-stops directs ??

 

[ATC_VOL]

Why does everyone call non-stops directs ??

Because they’re direct to your final destination.

 

[barknoxbrawler]

In the last two weeks, I’ve flown Nashville to Charlotte to London to Nairobi to London to Dublin to London To Philly to Nashville. Excellent flights and service all around with American and British Airlines.

 

[ATC_VOL]

In the last two weeks, I’ve flown Nashville to Charlotte to London to Nairobi to London to Dublin to London To Philly to Nashville. Excellent flights and service all around with American and British Airlines.

Will be able to fly direct to London from Nashville pretty soon.

Edit: first flight is today.

 

[volkyries]

Because they’re direct to your final destination.

Not all direct flights are non-stop though, so the terms shouldn't be used interchangeably.

Southwest has a lot of direct flights that make at least one stop (with no plane change for the "direct" passengers).

 

[ATC_VOL]

Not all direct flights are non-stop though, so the terms shouldn't be used interchangeably.

Southwest has a lot of direct flights that make at least one stop (with no plane change for the "direct" passengers).

I guess it’s my job talking but I wouldn’t consider that a direct flight then. I didn’t know Southwest advertised them like that though; I have noticed those layovers without a plane change look different on their app when you’re booking, almost like it’s hiding that you’re making a stop.

 

[Biopsyman]

Getting ready to fly out of Tampa... The usually.. 9 wheelchairs and 3 ESD dogs.. Classic

 

[UT_Dutchman]

Getting ready to fly out of Tampa... The usually.. 9 wheelchairs and 3 ESD dogs.. Classic

Still better than 2 screaming kids on a 4 hour flight.

 

[Biopsyman]

Still better than 2 screaming kids on a 4 hour flight.

Flying through Atlanta tomorrow… Always a zoo in the ATL