Body found in Obama's back yard.

Give this another day and right-wing media will be telling the rubes that the chef had evidence implicating Obama in dastardly deeds,
and he was swimming out to a right-wing boat, the S.S. Bull$hit, to hand over the information, contained in a watertight capsule. However, Obama got wind of the chef's disloyalty, hopped in a boat with a couple of his henchmen, motored out into the Edgartown Great Pond and viciously killed the poor chef with a speargun before he could reach the S.S. Bull$hit, and grabbed the capsule with the incriminating evidence--all under cover of darkness. Martha's Vineyard Police nd Justice Dept, of course, are covering up this crime! Obama was taken back to D.C. that night in a secret FBI sub, which traveled down
the Atlantic, then up the Potomac River to the Capital, enabling the ex-President to slip back into this D.C. residence.
Boy, you're almost funny. Almost
 
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This really couldn't be any more obvious ...

It was Barack's coke in the White House. The chef was his dealer ... and about to blow the whistle. Merrick Garland did the hit with assistance from Neil Diamond (he lives near the Obama's, I'm told).

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Exactly! The whole woke communism thing was just a red herring!
 
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I mean one of his daughters did get caught with weed. and I don't remember her going to jail or facing any real punishment for breaking a federal law. Not saying it should be a crime. just pointing out the family does have a public history of ignoring drug laws when it comes to personal usage. well for that I am assuming the Obama's are good enough parents to have raised their daughter well enough to understand legal vs not-legal actions where ignorance wasn't an excuse.
Public history?
 
I mean one of his daughters did get caught with weed. and I don't remember her going to jail or facing any real punishment for breaking a federal law. Not saying it should be a crime. just pointing out the family does have a public history of ignoring drug laws when it comes to personal usage. well for that I am assuming the Obama's are good enough parents to have raised their daughter well enough to understand legal vs not-legal actions where ignorance wasn't an excuse.


Whoa whoa whoa... I would pay you money to find a case where someone went to jail over a *video* of them smoking something wrapped on rolling papers.

Even a cop would tell you that's not enough to jail someone, and they love arresting people over stupid sh*t.

I award you a 1 out of 10 on presenting a good example of exceptionalism.
 

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