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[IndianaVol]

Dooley: See I told you guys like look like Fred and Barney.

 

[LebanonVolunteer]

Dooley: I think this James Franklin QB may have a career day against us.

Chaney: (Thinking) I call the offense, not my problem.

Sal: (Thinking) Look at that pus*y in that red jersey. If we could actually hit or tackle these creampuffs in practice we may hold someone under 600 yards.

 

[MYSONLUVSEB14]

Sal: How the hell are we supposed to stop them? They have a sec coach playing quarter back!

 

[Cyclopskiller]

Sal; "it's just like anything else" Dooley; "No,it's nothing like anything else sal"... Sal; mumbling.. "it jus like anythang anythang..else"

 

[Spawn]

Dooley - I've got to wins some games or I'll be fired from the sweet gig. Sal - Man what I would do for a Klondike Bar

 

[Omniscience]

Here you go

 

[keckjm]

Ok Sal listen Jim and I are taking the rings here. You are not being replaced but we simply want you to do nothing but stand here and give out bear signals that none of our players understand.

 

[Tarkus]

Sal, why did you write this in crayon?

 

[deezvols]

it looks like CDD and CJC are going over some game plans and Sal is in la la land, which would explain a lot.

 

[ShoalCreekVol]

"What do you mean "Spider 3 Y Banana", that's not even on your sheet....

Did he throw the venus?

 

[volspeach]

Jim: Awhh geez, that's not my job..
Sal: Wonder what hair gel Derrick uses?

 

[ShoalCreekVol]

Dooley: "Look guys, I've called Papa John's three times. And it's still the same the answer...They don't make a quadruple XL pizza!"

 

[PennVol]

Dooley: Jim, Sal ate the damn playbook again..can you read that?

Chaney: (Why is he showing me his law school transcript?)

Sal: ........... (burp).........needs some BBQ sauce....

 

[Mr. Lofton]

Does anyone know whats going on here?

 

[feathersax]

Was your Petros' soggy, too?

 

[TnTech_Vol]

Look at this guys, all the idiots on VN think I'm gone and gruden is coming here. Hahaha, the truth is we're all getting raises and an extension.

 

[carpbc]

Dooley: Honestly, guys, I have no idea how Playgirl got these photos of us...

Jim: Hey, don't worry about me playing dumb, it'll just come natural for me.

Sal: Sorry, I don't think we'll be able to defend it.

All three in unison: Ooooooh nooooo...

 

[jc4vols]

This is the moving company's best quote if we all three sign today we get an additional 10%

 

[BleedorangeinGA]

Everitt: Delmar, Pete Damn! We're in a tight spot!

Pete: Wait a minute. Who elected you leader of this outfit?

Everitt: Well Pete, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, then hell, let's put it to a vote.

Pete: Suits me. I'm voting for yours truly.

Everitt: Well I'm voting for yours truly too.

Delmar: Okay... I'm with you fellas.

 

[Brak]

Sal: "I refuse to look at the play sheet until someone explains to me what I'm supposed to be doing here."

Dooley: "Coach the defense."

Sal: "I still refuse."

Chaney: "I'll try to score over 50 again"

 

[Tennman]

ok I dont completely agree with this, but have seen some funny ones, so here's mine.
Dooley: okay guys heres what we need to win
Chaney: Okay we can score that many if Sal will keep em under that number.
Sal: what? you mean we are suppose to keep them from scoring??? :hi:

 

[ShoalCreekVol]

Everitt: Delmar, Pete Damn! We're in a tight spot!

Pete: Wait a minute. Who elected you leader of this outfit?

Everitt: Well Pete, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, then hell, let's put it to a vote.

Pete: Suits me. I'm voting for yours truly.

Everitt: Well I'm voting for yours truly too.

Delmar: Okay... I'm with you fellas.

I don't know what's more accurate, comparing Chaney & Sunseri to Fred & Barney or comparing that trio to Pete, Everitt & Delmar! Good stuff.

Wonder if Pete/Dooley ever got his bona fides?

 

[Cyclopskiller]

Everitt: Delmar, Pete Damn! We're in a tight spot!

Pete: Wait a minute. Who elected you leader of this outfit?

Everitt: Well Pete, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, then hell, let's put it to a vote.

Pete: Suits me. I'm voting for yours truly.

Everitt: Well I'm voting for yours truly too.

Delmar: Okay... I'm with you fellas.

:lolabove: perfect

 

[tenmanjonez]

Dooley: Sal, are you sure that this guy on the plane is legit?
Sal: Fairly certain, it's been on Volnation and TOS
Dooley: And this other picture, is this the same jacket this "Gruden" guy was wearing on the plane. He looks like he's meeting with a Cardinals player now.
Sal: Yezzir
Dooley: And he was watching our game taking notes furiously?
Jim: Cut the crap Derek, I know you're gone, You know you're gone. Let's F with the fanbase and see how many unrated players we can get to commit before we're outta here.
Sal, Dooley: Agreed.

 

[SlipKidVol]

More of an observation...

It doesn't look like those three have been missing any meals

of all the things to get on Dooley about his weight aint one of them .. now the other two....