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[mre1237]

This looks like a simple plan to whip those tiger tails,sal will be in press box watching and Jim I need you to step up and make the offense roll without me'

 

[alaVOL]

Come on Sal we ate Italian yesterday.

 

[utkell65]

Dooley: Hey Sal, look what Justin Wilcox just sent me.

 

[NEVolFan]

I dunno guys.....I found under my door this morning, it says it's from VN. I gotta tell ya, some of these defensive alignments look interesting. Sal....we're gonna use it today man.

 

[Negateer]

"you two are idiots. Chaney, start running the damned ball on 1st and ten and 3rd and 1. Sal, get outta here."

 

[golf437]

Lets look stupid so some troll can post it on a football forum.

 

[bnhunt]

Sal, 3 large pizzas just for you!?

 

[vol-un-tear]

Do you want the meatball sub or the calzone? There are too may choices...

 

[vols72]

Sal this is not the same resume you gave me before

 

[iluvsmesumdooley]

Dooley: Should the objective on my resume read that I'm looking for a special teams coach position or for a law firm?
Cheney balloon bubble: Jeeeesus, I left the Rams for this she-it?
Fat Sal: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

 

[Orange Power T]

Dooley: Look, GameStop is giving 25% extra for NCAA 13 trade ins this weekend. I think I'm going to get Halo 4.

 

[JonGrudensAgent]

Sal: " I can count to potato"

Dooley: "Hey guys look. I got us tickets to the Bruce Hornsby and the Range show in Germany and tickets on Bamboo Airlines".

Jim: " I wonder if Wanda and the rest of the gals want to check out a WNBA game this weekend".

 

[JonGrudensAgent]

Dooley: "See Sal, Rommel was a German General in WWII that I made a weird analogy with regarding our football team a few years ago."

Sal: "I love Rommel dressing on my hoagies".

Jim: "Look Lane, I'll do whatever it takes for you to get me the f^^^ out of here. Deflate footballs? Sure. Change Monte's catheter? No problem. Clean up Orgeron's dead hookers? Well...OK."

 

[soknovol]

Okay, look, I figured this all out on my own last night....We can split 5million and coach, OR, we can lose this week to Missouri, and split 4 million.....not to coach! Here's the breakdown, Sal, you get 400 thousand for a year....Jim, you and I can split the rest..and we'll only get 100k per month for the next four years. I know that don't seem fair Sal, you getting more and all, but you got 2 kids in college, and Jim and I are fine with it..Okay?

 

[Blackburn]

Sorry guys, Under Armour doesn't make 3x so it looks like we are going to have to stick with Adidas until you guys are fired.

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Pink slip?

 

[tnjonm79]

DD: alright guys its a D3 school but they think we are great coaches so should i tell them we will take the job,but jim you have to go with us or they will figure us out.

 

[PJ4VOLS]

This check is for 5 million , wow i really screwd them didnt i SAL , SAL you hear me we got em good , and yours says it will go to ALABAMA to your sisters house , i mean wifes house.

 

[Honky]

Any new job leads?

 

[BJSforVols]

They said we still get to coach next week! I'm as shocked as you guys.

 

[GLDunlap]

"It not my fault I said supersize the fries"

 

[The Ron Mexico]

"Look guys, no matter what happens this year, I get $5 million."

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

"I wouldn't post these nudez of you wife on the internet"

 

[CSpindizzy]

The U Haul on Clinton Highway is out of the 24ft trucks. Jim, you call the one on Kingston Pike and Sal, check the one on Rutledge Pike. We may have to get the small trailers and the cute little rooftop carriers. And don't worry about loading. We'll have plenty of help waiting on us when we get home.

 

[Insunseri]

alright, who put this "fire me" sign on my back?