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#51
#51
Dooley and Chaney: "What the hell is this?"
Sal: "I can't believe you guys don't get this. It's like anything else...."
 
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#52
Sal,..look here. This says coaches are suppose to wear their orange hats you idiot.
 
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#53
Sal's Thoughts: They keep using this word "de-fense" ... Should I ask what that means, exactly?
 
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#55
Dooley: Look at what Georgia is paying me to royally f up the Tennesse football program for the next decade!

Sunseri: Holy crap Dools, that more than Alabama is paying me to do the same thing! I gotta call Saban and complain!

Chaney (thinking): Who is hotter Barb Dooley or Drew Brees.... yeah definitely Barb...definitely Barb.
 
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#57
Sal..........."You tawkin to me?" "You tawk to me in that f'n tone again I'll kick your f'n a$$."
 
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ShoalCreekVol said:
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Dooley: "Look at this sonogram. That's a penis, right?

Chaney: "Looks like"

Dooley: "Congrats Sal. When's the due date?"
 
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"So here's the place. It is just outside Tampa and the seller is pretty anxious to get out of it by the end of the month. I think we should pool our buy outs and pay cash."
 
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#61
Dooley: Dammit, Sal. There's marinara all over this thing!

Jim: Ooh, can I have a taste!?
 
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Sal (muttering under his breath):I wish he would hurry up and say whatever it is he's trying to say. I'm not gonna be able to hold this fart in much longer....
 
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Cheney (thinking to himself): I wish Dools would notice how great I look in this black and orange. Doesn't he realize all our problems could be fixed by wearing black unis?
 
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#68
"Listen guys, if one of these mega millions tickets hits tonight, we are on the red-eye outta here."
 
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#69
Okay, guys, I need a little help here. I've tried every diversion I can think of to distract people from our suckitude - the showering lessons, the history lesson on the D-Day invasion, tying to keep everybody confused by putting random numbers of players on the field, wearing the orange pants, dragging out the whole Da'Rick soap opera, pointing out that Troy had NFL players all over the field. I've even tried a broken hip! I'm out of ideas. So you need to pull something out of your arses that we can use to keep afloat. All we have to do is survive until December 21. After that there won't be anybody left to give a rip. Is that too much to ask?
 
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#70
Dooley's a say'n , lookie here fellers i culd baeeraly get this here play callin sheet out frim in butween yunzis's big ole bellies so now yunz both is goinna be up in the box , and yunz have to walk upthier , but if the caimeras catch yunzs's rubbinem togather yal gettin fared , yea heer me sal .
 
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#71
Dooley: The board members wanted us to try something a little different.

Sal (in thought): I wonder how Vinnie's doing? He's such a great kid.
 
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DD- Sal! Your favorite number can't be 721! This week ! Not 48 either!

Sal- it's really 735 and 56

Cheney- sal you ate 835 chicken wings in 60 minutes! Not 735! In 56 ! That was me!
 
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