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[JFBanicki]

See it says right here, if they fire me I get $5 million. So lets go out there and get me fired!!!

 

[Reynvol5]

"I dunno why the F$#k Chic-Fil-A isn't open on Sunday either guys!

 

[snake_anthony]

Jim: "Hey Derek, here, you're an attorney. Can you help explain my contract buyout?"

 

[snake_anthony]

Sal: "Here's my gameplan, what do you think?"

Derek: "What the f*** is this?!"

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

Sal's thinking "I haven't seen my deek in years" lol

 

[snake_anthony]

"What the hell are all these X's and O's?"

 

[GLDunlap]

Sal's thinking "I haven't seen my deek in years" lol

Good comeback on your part imo

I actually booed your nudez post

 

[GetEmVols]

"Guys I am trying my best to get fired. Why won't they just do it already!"

 

[CMcEver]

"Sal, c'mon, I thought you were writing up plays all this time... sudokus and, is that, is that lottery numbers? Oh, that's your buy out, close enough"

 

[oakridgevolfan]

Circle jerk!

 

[TennesseeOrange]

Actual view of the paper:

 

[DjCrenshaw]

"So apparently we are supposed to score points and stop the other team from scoring points, what the hell kind of communist game is this?"

 

[VolsNUT]

"What do you mean I can't save all my timeouts to use later?"

 

[VFL 24/7]

Wait do we get 3 time outs? Wait do we have to put 11 men on the field?

 

[BigVOLdaddyBVD]

"So guys, i hear this resort has naked women and not a single pissed off VOLS fan on the island. What's say we just take our buyouts and get our sorry asses the hell outta here....our damage here is done"

 

[HoundDog4954]

Dooley: Man, I was on the interweb last night and found this sweet discount deal for a month on St. Barts. After we get our buy out money we can all go together and split a condo.

Jim: I can't wait to break out my new speedo.

Sal: Eeeeeeww TMI Jim, TMI.

 

[ShoalCreekVol]

Dooley : Either one of you guys need these left over timeouts from the first half of the Bama game?

OK that one stings even worse considering the end of the Mizzou regulation & 4OTs...

 

[jaxvol69]

Ok guys heres my bucket list and what I've completed.
1. Get a great coaching job with my losing record, done.
2. Loss to Kentucky and kill the only streak left at UT, done.
3. Hire a D. Cord. that will allow other teams to have record breaking games, done.
4. Destroy Tennessee football and cause the fan base to hate me, done.
5. Go 0-6 in teh SEC by November, done.


Well heck guys I guess i completed my bucket list, I guess all I do now is collect a fat pay check for being a complete losser, DONE

 

[wolfe]

Dooley: "Sal,did I ever tell you that you look like Otis on the Andy Griffith show"?

 

[photovol]

Hormonal defficiency syndrom can be treated

 

[stephenk24]

The headline says "Dooley Fired, The New Era Starts Now", but I am not fired, right guys?

Well... Come to my office.

 

[utkell65]

Dooley: Hart said I wasn't fired, but here it says that I am.

Sal: I'm confused.

Jim: Sal you're always confused, just like your defense.

 

[Jax_Vol]

Actual view of the paper:

Is that Sal in the water sleeping with da fishes?

 

[MphsBlues]

Dooley: Sorry, guys, there aren't many heart-healthy meals on this menu.

Sal and Jim (in unison): I'm ok with that.

 

[El Vez]

I got my bus ticket...what about you guys?