Your post is over the top, but I will admit it would be a huge bummer.
I mean, I know he isn't obligated to come here by any stretch of the imagination, but it's not like his wife is Alicia Keys, and it's not like the weather here is terrible (or even bad, really). I just don't know why those are legit reasons. I could understand it if things were going awesome at USC, but they're really not. There, you have a coach in Lane Kiffin who could very well be on the hot seat next year (which usually means the entire staff would be too, including Tee), on top of the sanctions that are really about to start kicking in, and it's not like Martin would be working with table scraps here (to say the absolute least, obviously). We're in all likelihood about to have 2 receivers go fairly early in the NFL draft, and we have some good talent waiting in the wings behind them. We just brought in a winning coach who seems to have a plan in place and knows what he wants to do.
It just seems like, under those circumstances, the vast majority of rising young coaches would jump on the opportunity to coach at their alma mater and continue building their career. Especially if they know they have an opportunity to play a part in hopefully restoring the winning tradition that was alive and well while they were there...
Maybe I'm just selfish. I may sound like a petty fan, but having said all that, I don't see a problem with people who would feel a bit shafted if he picks USC over UT. I know I would.
I hope he comes.