Chinese spy balloon hovering over Montana

#53
#53
This was my knee jerk reaction earlier, but I'm starting to think that this is wayyy more complicated.

Yeah it's complicated alright. So complicated that they didn't notice the Chinese putting a spy air balloon in our skies. Our officers all got equity training now though. That's most important, and having a man who identifies as a woman as Health Secretary making a mockery of the uniform.
 
#56
#56
Maybe it’s 1 of 99 red balloons.
I’m going with a cow that became socially aware of the damage its farts would cause to our atmosphere and thus it refuses to fart, leading it to balloon up and float away. Seems plausible. John Kerry and/or AOC should investigate. This cow could be a hero!
 
#58
#58
Instead of shooting it down, they need to try and retrieve it so they can figure out what it is China is trying to collect, and what information they've collected already.

Sure satellites can pick up lots of things, but there are things they can't pick up that a balloon in closer proximity can.
 
#66
#66
Maybe China is trying to practice the failed balloon bombing campaign of Japan tried in WW!!.

Or, well, prior to Pearl Harbor, the USA already knew of Japan's plan to attack. See, we had already deciphered their code. So delayed the four aircraft carrier's arrival at PH. So, maybe we're giving China a rope to hang themselves into provoking a war with the USA before they invade Tawain. It's brilliant!!!
 
#67
#67
The PRC may be just seeing how we react, or maybe hoping we take it down to see how we go about that.
BTW, how does a balloon hover? Or is it some type of dirigible?
 
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#74
#74
Couple of things.

First, did the Chinese really think we wouldn't notice this?

Second, interesting it has been disclosed publicly by the US.
Thirdly, how did it get over Montana or Canada without getting noticed.

Maybe it was launched in the US or Canada. Xiden and Truedope are in bed with the Chinese.
 
#75
#75
In an evening it's gone from "suspected reconnaissance" to spy balloon.

It's also on it's way to Oak Ridge and SC to spy on nuclear secrets sitting out in the open.

Yall have got to be the biggest pearl clutching chicken littles on the planet...almost as bad as the climate fearmongers.
 

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