I love the people on Facebook that always have a tie to a team, no matter what. They're always rooting for the Super Bowl favorite. Or the team that's on a streak. Or they know a pitcher by first name that came out of nowhere. Or they're a Bama fan that roots for Auburn but really only loves Bama, except when they need to root for LSU. And they think that Florida is nothing but thugs, but really loved Tim Tebow. They're from Jackson, TN but they're huge Yankees, Longhorns, Lakers, LeBron, Bama, UK bball, Braves, and Grizzlies fans. And they have a distant connection to Johnny Football somehow, that they made sure everyone knew, but next year they're going to be inside the inner circle of AJ McCarron, Braxton Miller, or whoever brings home the Heisman.