confessions of a bammer .

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#101
Rockytoptalker said:
I would say 49er or Seattle fans for worst NFL bandwagon fans.
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But they just started in the last couple of years, maybe it's not the Ravens but I don't know who else it would be? Patriots perhaps? Giants?

regardless of NFL, the earlier poster is right, Bammers+Dook is the worst college bandwaggoner.
 
#102
#102
OrangeBlood4life said:
Well. We got a new employee at my work today. He same age as i am. 26. We got to talkin and he saw my truck with Tennessee plate and stickers. And he said he was a bama fan.

Then i did the fan test. I said youre not allowed to talk about football unless you tell me who the coach was before saban. And i quote his answer

"Hmmm i knew that , just cant think now , i mean i know how many people the stadium holds "

Me : yea me too . 101k and im not a bammer. So u dont know the coach ? At least can you remember the 5 ot game where bama qb eric berry threw the winning td against tennessee to finally beat tennessee after 7 year streak ?

"Oh yea man. I remember that. Crazy game . I been watching them a few years before that "

I just laughed and said i yea i love football.
Smh

So ive decided to keep this goin. Im going to keep making up crazy scenarios for him to talk about and im gonna keep posting.

So im gonna need some more material. Any ideas ?
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Tell him that you were surprised when Bear Bryant took over as AD over Mal Moore
 
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I usually ask them to name 3 players currently on their team. I used to do this a lot with Florida 'fans' and I would say "I'll even give you Tebow, thats one give me two more". Its shocking how many 'fans' will fail that test.
 
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Brianchevy said:
Worst kind of BandWagon fan ALL the following teams.

College Football: Bammer
College Basketball: Doook
NFL: Ravens
NBA: Miami Heat
Baseball: Yankees

I want to look at them straight faced and say "yeah, your daddy moved lot for business and was transferred -- so you lived in ALL those cities as a kid? yeah right punk, SHUT THE HELL UP.
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While I agree that bandwagon fans are the ABSOLUTE worst...I disagree that you have to live where a team plays before you can like them.
 
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vols_fan_68 said:
Is the new employee Bamawriter?
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This.

That guy makes some incredible claims that are ridiculous. I love that he claims that he is actually a sports writer and that he watches film of Bammer. Two problems: One, they don't read in bammer, they look at pictures. Two, watching porn in your momma's basement is not considered "watching" film.
 
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I couldn't tell you who the Bama coach was before Saban. Difference is I didn't know that College Football existed back then, and I am not a Bama fan. So...
 
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smokey0625 said:
This.

That guy makes some incredible claims that are rediculous. I love that he claims that he is actually a sports writer and that he watches film of Bammer. Two problems: One, they don't read in bammer, they look at pictures. Two, watching porn in your momma's basement is not considered "watching" film.
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Thanks for the laugh.It's always good for a chuckle when someone who uses "rediculous" tries to flame others for a lack of English skills.
 
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#112
700 Nitro said:
Butthurt?I have nothing to be butthurt about.
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#115
All I have to say is this is probably the funniest thing I have read on here in a while! Thanks for the laugh to start my day!!!
 
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HuntlandVolinColo said:
Price, Franchione, Shula...I miss those coaches. But now they are down with kiffen sickness!!! oh yeah!
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Lest we forget they TRIED to hire Rich Rodriguez before Saban. Their AD got so much recognition for the Saban hire, but it was almost the hire that never was. Also, to people who cannot remember the "Mighty" Alabubba was getting turned down by coaching candidates and they "settled" with Saban.
 
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700 Nitro said:
Does that mean that your grammar is time-sensitive and you would have spelled it differently 8 or 10 hours later?
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Yeah JC. I just woke up and couldn't go back to sleep. I read for a bit and fell back asleep. Jesus answer me this.
Why do you not out a space in between your periods. I read back over your previous posts. Not proper sentence structure while typing.
 
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smokey0625 said:
Yeah JC. I just woke up and couldn't go back to sleep. I read for a bit and fell back asleep. Jesus answer me this.
Why do you not out a space in between your periods. I read back your previous posts. Not proper sentence structure while typing.
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He wants us to notice how educated he is. He aint fooling anyone
 
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700 Nitro Do you find it odd that your sn is the very same ammo used to kill elephants? Wait, let me guess, you did that on purpose?
 
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#124
stephenk24 said:
I couldn't tell you who the Bama coach was before Saban. Difference is I didn't know that College Football existed back then, and I am not a Bama fan. So...
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S'ok...I couldn't tell you which Manchester United footballer hot wife is having an affair with said Chelsea player :hi:
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Burger said:
49er fans are all bandwagoners that came from nowhere.
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Im a 49ers fan. When i was little i had a older cousin that was a niner fan. I thought he was the coolest guy ever. So i liked 49ers too. I was like 6. It just stuck with me as i got older. I still have a TO jersey from middle school. Ive been there through the bad times. From marrioucci (sp ?) Mora and singletary. Its funny when i say im a 49ers fan the first response is to call me a bandwagon fan. But i reply with players names all the way back to 2000.
 
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