Culinary, Arts, Thread.

[Orangeredblooded]

I used to slug whole milk right from the jug, I only use 2% now to make instant oatmeal or grits

I have a weird ritual, when I have to go in at 4 and cook breakfast, I make myself drink 8 oz of white milk, only way I can do the chalky tasting stuff and it satisfies the doctors on the vitamin D. I know, it’s weird.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Pick my own in late June for cobbler on the 4th of july

Do you live in East Tennessee?

 

[Orangeredblooded]

We talked about this the other night when you were drunk and told us all to go f ourselves, you don't remember? It was funny. I think Volly deleted most of that conversation.

I'm not a fan, but Ill drink a glass with certain things. Like a hot buttered biscuit with blackberry jam.

Of course I wouldn’t remember, I was too drunk and probably posting stuff that didn’t make much sense to begin with. If Volly deleted it, thank goodness. Now what were we talking about..

 

[tnuhcvols]

Do you live in East Tennessee?

West tenn, weather is always a factor, timing too, birds and deer will get em first if you dont

 

[NorCalVol67]

Huckleberries are great.

 

[508mikey]

I used to slug whole milk right from the jug, I only use 2% now to make instant oatmeal or grits

me too

 

[VolNExile]

Huckleberries are great.

What are those berries they have in NorCal? Lollaberries* or something like that?

There was a cafeteria in Berkeley named after them**. Killer breakfasts and all-around stoner comfort food.

* Olallaberries

** Fat Apple's in the People's Republic of Berkeley - not even close on the name, but they served a lot of olallaberry stuff

 

[VolNExile]

Is it time for the obligatory non-food-related music reference?

Though you may not drive a great big Cadillac
Diamond in the back, sunroof top
Diggin' the scene
With a gangsta lean
Gangsta whitewalls
TV antennas in the back
You may not have a car at all
But remember brothers and sisters
You can still stand tall
Just be thankful for what you got



RIP Curtis Mayfield, what a sweet guy. Died 8 years or so after being paralyzed by lighting equipment dropping on him during a concert.

Everybody's misused him
Ripped him off and abused him
Another junkie plan
Pushing dope for the man
A terrible blow
But that's how it goes
Freddie's on the corner now
If you want to be a junkie, wow
Remember Freddie's dead

 

[508mikey]

@Behr --you gotta try these

 

[joevol33]

Huckleberries are great.

I'm your huckleberry!

 

[joevol33]

I lije mulberries

 

[508mikey]

@Behr found a great dip also

 

[hmanvolfan]

I used to slug whole milk right from the jug, I only use 2% now to make instant oatmeal or grits

You boil milk to make instant oatmeal or grits?

 

[hmanvolfan]

I’m a model of maturity compared to you fine people.

Bwaaagahahahahaha... oh sorry, was that a joke?

 

[hmanvolfan]

Have you ever had a fresh Georgia peach at the peak of its ripeness?

Gives me an orgasm thinking about it. Sadly, haven’t had a good Georgia peach in years. Peaches we get around here taste like, well I don’t know what they taste like. Maybe sock flavored cardboard.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Screwed up and ate a pork chop dinner at a Vietnamese restaurant this evening. Woke up with my stomach hurting and took a pain pill and eating jello at 2:55 in the am. Just thought y’all needed to know that.

 

[joevol33]

Screwed up and ate a pork chop dinner at a Vietnamese restaurant this evening. Woke up with my stomach hurting and took a pain pill and eating jello at 2:55 in the am. Just thought y’all needed to know that.

Feel better bud!

 

[joevol33]

It’s the only reason I’m here. To make myself feel better by comparison. I have a T-shirt that says “at least I’m not joevol33”

I thought it said you wished you were!

 

[joevol33]

Have you ever had a fresh Georgia peach at the peak of its ripeness?

I have!

 

[Tin Man]

Y'all be trippin'

 

[Tin Man]

Proudly immature for coming up on 52 years.

Obligatory "whippersnapper."

 

[Tin Man]

I’m a model of maturity compared to you fine people.

Obligatory eyeroll

 

[Tin Man]

I used to slug whole milk right from the jug, I only use 2% now to make instant oatmeal or grits

Instant grits is a sin against God.

 

[MoodyVol]

Who likes milk? Of any kind? Curious?

Chocolate milk by the glass, Whole milk in cereal. Sweetened Almond vanilla by the gallon.

 

[MoodyVol]

Instant grits is a sin against God.

Ah crap... just when I thought I’d turned my life around.