Culinary, Arts, Thread.

[Behr]

Gives me an orgasm thinking about it. Sadly, haven’t had one in years. Peaches we get around here taste like, well I don’t know what they taste like. Maybe sock flavored cardboard.

It's time to take matters into your own hand.

 

[NorCalVol67]

What are those berries they have in NorCal? Lollaberries* or something like that?

There was a cafeteria in Berkeley named after them**. Killer breakfasts and all-around stoner comfort food.

* Olallaberries

** Fat Apple's in the People's Republic of Berkeley - not even close on the name, but they served a lot of olallaberry stuff

Never heard of Olallaberries, but after looking them up I probably saw them. There were what I thought were wild blackberries growing down the street from my work in Berkeley, but looking at photos they could have been these.

Never ate at Fat Apple's, but did eat in the Gourmet Ghetto regularly.

 

[Behr]

Screwed up and ate a pork chop dinner at a Vietnamese restaurant this evening. Woke up with my stomach hurting and took a pain pill and eating jello at 2:55 in the am. Just thought y’all needed to know that.

Gave you the like for the last sentence.

Hope it's nothing serial. You better be careful around Charlie.

 

[NorCalVol67]

 

[Behr]

I like The Dixie Cups version. Interesting story on that song. As far as its meaning and who wrote it and how many covers of it have been done. Cyndi Lauper does a good version too.

 

[NorCalVol67]

I like The Dixie Cups version. Interesting story on that song. As far as its meaning and who wrote it and how many covers of it have been done. Cyndi Lauper does a good version too.

About to search for the Cyndi Lauper version. I like the Dead’s version as well. This was a shout out to Dr. John who died yesterday.

 

[Behr]

About to search for the Cyndi Lauper version. I like the Dead’s version as well. This was a shout out to Dr. John who died yesterday.

Yea, Im sorry.

My mind went in a completely different direction. Actually about 3 different ones and not the right one.

 

[Behr]

Oh and thanks, that song is now in muh head and won't gtfo.

 

[Tin Man]

Ah crap... just when I thought I’d turned my life around.

 

[NorCalVol67]

 

[Weezer]

Well, if they are, he's caused them both to become gay, since they are both married to women.

Obviously you've never heard of the down low.

 

[MoodyVol]

You sir, are an enabler and a tempter.

 

[Behr]

Smdh.

 

[Weezer]

Behr's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

 

[Behr]

Behr's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

A week or so ago you told Tin Man he had the strangest sense of humor of anyone you knew and that you didn't mean that as criticism.

That's some I row knee.

 

[volfanbill]

@Behr, are you telling us the final chapter of Redclay or not? We need answers.

 

[Behr]

@Behr, are you telling us the final chapter of Redclay or not? We need answers.

.

 

[volfanbill]

yowzers. Didn't see that plot twist

 

[Souce]

I typed the rest of it out last night, then while I was proof reading it I decided it was kinda grim, so I deleted it.

Mom was on dad about working too much and not spending time with her and me and my brother and you know how arguments like that take on a life of their own. It turned to.. "you love that dog more than you do me".

Welp.

He took Redclay down in the woods and shot him in the head.

 

[Behr]

Yea, I kinda wish Id just left it alone now.

 

[volfanbill]

sorry I brought it up.

 

[Behr]

sorry I brought it up.

Don't be, I'm the one that brought it up last night. But I just meant I wish I hadn't brought up something so serious.

Just a part of life.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Don't be, I'm the one that brought it up last night. But I just meant I wish I hadn't brought up something so serious.

Just a part of life.

I’m sorry that happened in your life. But I bet it had an immense bearing with how deeply you loved Behr.

 

[Tin Man]

You sir, are an enabler and a tempter.

I'm trying to help you, Moody. You gotta give up the Instant (Instant grits mean you secretly love Bama and have lost your soul to Lucifer's Vessel - doomed to the eternal lake of fire). I'm offering your the equivalent of grits methadone - 5 minute quick grits. It will save you from Instant faux grits Satan food and put you on the path to real, stone ground grits salvation.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Grits are terrible but instant oatmeal is the bomb diggity!