Endzone Transfer Portal is Now Closed.

[Weezer]

I wish that was the case.

Just messin'.

 

[Behr]

He's always been a bit tightly wound. The bank he works at is like 5 minutes from my house, lol. Should I deliver a message?

Yes. Go tell him to stfu and gtfo, to his face, Mr. Our policy has always been blah blah blah.

 

[Weezer]

Yes. Go tell him to stfu and gtfo, to his face, Mr. Our policy has always been blah blah blah.

Well it's Sunday, so the bank is closed.

 

[Behr]

That's what I thought.

 

[Weezer]

Maybe I'll slide by there tomorrow.

 

[Weezer]

Pretty sure the guy once told us a story about a customer keeping a dildo in a safe deposit box.

 

[Behr]

And "maybe" I'll have sex with ScarJo tonight.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Is being called a degenerate supposed to be an insult?

 

[82_VOL_83]

No one believes you. Not even all those that hate me.

All I know is the door said open here, drinking heavily first is highly recommended.

 

[82_VOL_83]

I actually don't remember what got me over here. Think just up late and roaming through Volnation and found it.

The posters here are great and it doesn't have the damn FF or PF drama.

 

[82_VOL_83]

I would argue it hasn't worked too well st all. I mean...look around.

Theres gotta be a happy medium between GTFO and How long you been here, can I get you a beer and wipe your butt? Please?

How long before you bring me that beer?







And a sammich.

 

[Behr]

Is being called a degenerate supposed to be an insult?

Not to me, but I was defending the rest of you.

 

[rocytop2624]

And "maybe" I'll have sex with ScarJo tonight.

She and I are watching a movie and we gone Netflix and chill tonight so you will have to do it another time.

 

[Behr]

How long before you bring me that beer?







And a sammich.

Oh not long.

 

[82_VOL_83]

It’s funny because ten years ago I wouldn’t be caught dead in here. The PF has always been the scariest place on earth (and I’ve been through East St Louis, the sketch parts of Baltimore, sketch parts of DC, Norfolk (see East Ghent), and some sketch East TN places), but the Endzone was just weird to me. New wave after new wave of posters in the other forums and now this is the only place that doesn’t make me cringe. I think I really got here out of desperation for some sort of normal talk from fellow Tennesseans since I don’t get it anymore. The bane of Behr’s existence (golf challenge threads) are mostly responsible for me looking around here more.

STFU & GTFO

 

[rocytop2624]

The posters here are great and it doesn't have the damn FF or PF drama.

Whatever gtfo

 

[Souce]

Hot tube?

 

[82_VOL_83]

With surrounding water with gators in it.

Can we dump sewage in the water?

 

[Weezer]

And "maybe" I'll have sex with ScarJo tonight.

Is that the name of your goat?

 

[rocytop2624]

Hot tube?

Hot tub

 

[82_VOL_83]

That bowl brother guy lost his mind on me last night. Waaaaaayyyyyy over the line.

 

[Weezer]

Hot tube?

I think that's code for prison sex.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Done been nuked

Edit: some of mine got deleted (rightfully so) and some of his got it too. But it’s the maddest I’ve ever made anyone on here and I wasn’t even trying to

It takes talent.

 

[Behr]

Is that the name of your goat?

Naaaaaaa.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Did you see it?
I thought “wow that got ugly, fast”