Favorite Movie Quote (merged)

#403
#403
"You got the whole hand up there doc?" -Fletch

"That's what I like about those high school girls, I keep gettin' older....& they stay the same age....yes they do." - Dazed & Confused

"Big hitter the Llama." -Caddyshack

"Hell yes George smoked weed." -Dazed & Confused
 
#404
#404
fromThe Usual Suspects

McManus: "Old McDonald had a farm ee i ee i o. And on that farm he shot some guys. Badda boom badda bing bang boom.......... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oswald was a ***."
 
#405
#405
"Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself "slightly" killed." - Cary Grant, North by Northwest
 
#406
#406
want rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh**-kickers, and Methodists!
 
#407
#407
Taggart: I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge.
Hedley Lamarr: How?
Taggart: We'll kill the first born male child in every household.
Hedley Lamarr: Too Jewish
 
#408
#408
William Munny:

"All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down."
 
#413
#413
From Austin Powers in Goldmember:
Dr. Evil: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of seamen!
[laughs, then notices he isn't getting any laughs from his submarine crew]
Dr. Evil: No? Nothing? Not even a titter? Tough sub...

Austin Powers: You know, Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see you're nuts.

From The Love Guru:
Guru Pitka: If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jack off an elephant?

Guru Pitka: Did you know a Dickey Withers at 85?
Darren Roanoke: No
Guru Pitka: Well it does!

From Dumb & Dumber:
Lloyd: [sees framed newspaper article about moon landing] No Way! That's Great...
[chuckles]
Lloyd: WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!

Harry: You are in luck, there is a town about two miles that way and I'm sure you'll find a couple of guys there.
Lloyd: DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
Harry: I'm sorry, my friends a little slow. The town is THAT way!

From the Ace Ventura Movies
Melissa: Ace, get out of the tank.
Ace Ventura: [talking like Scotty from Star Trek] I just can't do it, Captain. I don't have the power.
Melissa: I said, get out of the tank now!
Ace Ventura: For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pool man!

Ace: Excuse me, your balls are showing.
[thumbs-up]
Ace: Bumblebee tuna.

Ace: And YOU must be the Monopoly guy!

[Ace is going at top speed towards the parking lot]
Fulton Greenwall: Perhaps we should slow down just a teensy-weensy bit?
Ace: Nonsense, Poopy-Pants!

From DodgeBall:
White Goodman: No one makes me bleed my own blood!

White Goodman: F#*@*$# Chuck Norris!

From Talladega Nights:
[Ricky Bobby reading note] PS: Don't snort these Lucky Charms.

Ricky Bobby: This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.

Ricky Bobby: Losing is never fun, but here's a little something to keep your spirits up.
[extending middle finger]
Ricky Bobby: It's real nice, I got it at Target. It was on sale.

Ricky Bobby: If you don't chew Big Red gum then f#*@ you!


Just to name a few.
 
#419
#419
Evey: [reading inscription on mirror] Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici...
V: "By the power of truth I, while living, have conquered the universe".
Evey: Personal motto?
V: From Faust.
Evey: That's about trying to cheat the devil, isn't it?
V: It is.

Evey Hammond: My father was a writer. You would've liked him. He used to say that artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
V: A man after my own heart.

Remember, remember / The fifth of November / The gunpowder treason and plot. / I know of no reason / Why the gunpowder treason / Should ever be forgot". But what of the man? I know his name was Guy Fawkes, and I know that, in 1605, he attempted to blow up the houses of Parliament. But who was he really? What was he like? We are told to remember the idea, not the man, because a man can fail. He can be caught. He can be killed and forgotten. But four hundred years later an idea can still change the world. I've witnessed firsthand the power of ideas. I've seen people kill in the name of them; and die defending them. But you cannot touch an idea, cannot hold it or kiss it. An idea does not bleed, it cannot feel pain, and it does not love. And it is not an idea that I miss, it is a man. A man who made me remember the fifth of November.
 
#420
#420
GASOUTHERNVOL said:
Evey: [reading inscription on mirror] Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici...
V: "By the power of truth I, while living, have conquered the universe".
Evey: Personal motto?
V: From Faust.
Evey: That's about trying to cheat the devil, isn't it?
V: It is.

Evey Hammond: My father was a writer. You would've liked him. He used to say that artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
V: A man after my own heart.

Remember, remember / The fifth of November / The gunpowder treason and plot. / I know of no reason / Why the gunpowder treason / Should ever be forgot". But what of the man? I know his name was Guy Fawkes, and I know that, in 1605, he attempted to blow up the houses of Parliament. But who was he really? What was he like? We are told to remember the idea, not the man, because a man can fail. He can be caught. He can be killed and forgotten. But four hundred years later an idea can still change the world. I've witnessed firsthand the power of ideas. I've seen people kill in the name of them; and die defending them. But you cannot touch an idea, cannot hold it or kiss it. An idea does not bleed, it cannot feel pain, and it does not love. And it is not an idea that I miss, it is a man. A man who made me remember the fifth of November.
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I've got to say that you have some serious good taste in movies. This is one of the best quotes from any movie. Good God she is hot as hell bald.
 
#421
#421
LOMAX: What about love?

MILTON: Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate.
 
#423
#423
Thought it would be funny to see some of you favorite movie quotes.

Heres one of mine:

Now, you all look money hungry, and that's good. Anybody tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't f****' have any. They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the f****' smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby."

Boiler Room
 
#424
#424
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