Favorite Movie Quote (merged)

Nice point, but can't say the award for helpin out the new guy goes to Kev20. Yes he should search for existing threads. No you should'nt make him feel like a retard because he does'nt.

Thanks, but I dont feel like a retard. Im a self confident 40 year old man with a beautiful wife and 5 kids. Someone shredding me on this board is the least of my concerns. No, I didn't look, not because Im stupid, because I just didnt want to. Considering that there are
5 links, I guess others didnt look either.
But, I do apologize to you Kev20, because you had to spend 2 minutes or less of extensively assiduous day to throw rocks at a newbie like me. Also, thanks for pointing out the search feature.
 
sorry to imply stupidity. that wasn't the intent. i assumed someone with a 2007 join date wasn't a newbie and would know that there were search capabilities on this board. was just pointing out the fact that there were plenty to choose from. no need to apologize.
 
Nice point, but can't say the award for helpin out the new guy goes to Kev20. Yes he should search for existing threads. No you should'nt make him feel like a retard because he does'nt.

Nice point, if I fealt a need to comment on this topic I would search a movie quote thread. Not happening, thanks OP. :hi:
 
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERF*CKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, ************. Say what one more godd*mn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a b*tch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to f*** him like a b*tch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f*** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f*cked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
 
Here ya go...no charge. Eddie: Merry Christmas! Shitter's Full! Clark: Honey, have you checked our shitter?
 
"Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy sh*t we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off"
 
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human ******* beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian s**t! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that?
 
There goes Happy, heading for the cash machine! Oh yeah, he's gonna get himself another linebacker! That guy's got the best players money can buy! THE BEST PLAYERS MONEY CAN BUY! Y'know, I'll tell you something else. Y'know, someplace, someplace in America right now, there's some 10 year old kid. He's out there on that playground, and he's playin', he's dribbling between his legs, he's goin' left, he's goin' right, he's already above the rim, he's stuffin' it home. You know what's gonna happen to this kid? Five minutes from now, he's gonna be surrounded by agents, corporate sponsors and coaches. Y'know, people like me. Just drooling over this kid because he holds our future employment in his hands. I mean, that's what we've made this game. That's what we've done. Y'know, the best coaching job I ever did, that wasn't tonight. It was last season. Y'know, when we were 14 and 50 and we had a losing season. But damnit, those kids, they gave me their HEARTS! They gave me everything they had! They played up to the MAXIMUM of their ability! They gave it EVERYTHING! And y'know, it wasn't good enough! It wasn't good enough for me, it wasn't good enough for you, it wasn't good enough for anybody! That's pathetic. I mean, that's really pathetic. I've become what I despise. And, y'know, I cheated my profession. Cheated myself. I cheated basketball. There's two words I didn't think'd ever come out of my mouth. I didn't think I'd ever be able to say 'em........I quit.

Pete Bell- Blue Chips
 
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human ******* beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian s**t! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that?

Well what do we have here? Pvt. ****ing Joker. Did your parents have any children that lived?

Hell, I like you. I'm going to let you come over to my house and **** my sister.

Sgt. Hartman is the best. Here's a link to a soundboard with his quips on it. Click over to the prank calls they did with them. His and Slingblade Carl's are the best.

Sgt. Hartman Soundboards - Realm of Darkness.net - Celebrity Prank Calls & Soundboards
 
Well what do we have here? Pvt. ****ing Joker. Did your parents have any children that lived?

Hell, I like you. I'm going to let you come over to my house and **** my sister.

Sgt. Hartman is the best. Here's a link to a soundboard with his quips on it. Click over to the prank calls they did with them. His and Slingblade Carl's are the best.

Sgt. Hartman Soundboards - Realm of Darkness.net - Celebrity Prank Calls & Soundboards

oh yah the Gunny makes the movie.
 

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