Favorite Movie Quote (merged)

#103
#103
"Who made you the leader of this outfit?"
"Well, I thought it should be the one capable of abstract thought."
 
#107
#107
"What'd you plan on doin' with that lawn mower blade Carl?"

" I aim to kill you with it."
 
#110
#110
Classic from Office Space...couldn't quite remember the whole thing so I looked it up:

Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter: That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; ‘cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do.
Peter: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you, now? What would you do?
Peter: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don’t need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he’s broke, don’t do sh*t.
 
#112
#112
Richard Vernon: Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.
 

Attachments

  • teen2.jpg
    teen2.jpg
    31.8 KB · Views: 59
#113
#113
JB: I have a hangover. Does anyone knows what that means?
Student: It means that you're drunk.
JB: NO! It means that I was drunk yesterday!

School of Rock

beautiful
 
#114
#114
justingroves said:
"Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal. These are principles in which every man of every faith can embrace.... do not push the bounds and crossover. But if you do, one day you will see we three. And on that day you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever God you wish" - Boondock Saints

It's shortened but it's great
Click to expand...

I'm at work so I will elaborate.

Now you will receive us! We do not ask for you poor or your hungry. We do not want yor tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. Each day we will hunt them down, and spill their blood until it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principals which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, they are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them shall pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and see we three. And on that day, you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god, you wish.

And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand and I shall carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.

en nomeni patri, et fili, e spiritus sancti

~final scene in Boondock Saints, when the brothers McManus assasinate Papa Joe Yakavetta

BEST MOVIE EVER!!!
 
#115
#115
superdave1984 said:
Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Click to expand...

Did you order the code red?

I did my job

DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?!?

YOU'RE G*DDAMN RIGHT I DID!!!!

If it pleases the court I recommend Colonel Jesup be taken into custody and we move to a section 7 hearing, the witness has rights.

What's this? I'm being charged with a crime? I'm being charged with a CRIME? I did my job I'd do it again.

Colonel Jesup come with me please.

This is funny.

You mother- I'm gonna rip your head off and sh*t in your dead skull! You f***ed withthe wrong Marine!

You happy Kaffee? All you did was weaken a country today, son

Don't call me son. I'm a lawyer and an officer in the United States Navy, and I know I've earned it.


Another great movie
 
#117
#117
"I wish there was more pants, where there aren't pants.. ya know?"

-Superbad
 
#118
#118
Ike Clanton- "Please dont kill me Wyatt!"

Wyatt Earp- "All right Clanton, you called down the thunder well now you got it."

Wyatt Earp- "You tell 'em I'm coming, and hells coming with me!!"
 
#120
#120
“Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well, I have others.”

Groucho Marx
 
#121
#121
"these are terry benedicts casinos..."

"yeah, ya think he'll mind?"

"more than somewhat"


or, hilarious part...

"all reds"

-Ocean's Eleven
 
#123
#123
Lonesome Dove:

Gus McRae to Woodrow Call: "I'll tell you what. You go on up to Montana and build us a cabin with a fire in the fireplace. Then me and Jake 'll put together a herd and bring it on up."

Call to McRae: " I'd like to see the herd you and Jake could put together. A herd a' whores....maybe.
 
New posts
You must log in or register to reply here.

VN Store



Back
Top