Favorite Movie Quote (merged)

Wild Bill- "I Don't Deserve This, I Was Building A House"
William Mummy- "Deserves Got Nothing To Do With It" - Unforgiven (Clint Eastwood before he shoots Gene Hackman in the face)
 
Wild Bill- "I Don't Deserve This, I Was Building A House"
William Mummy- "Deserves Got Nothing To Do With It" - Unforgiven (Clint Eastwood before he shoots Gene Hackman in the face)
:devilsmoke:Easy Rider:the_finger: If you smoke dope and shoot a couple of hillbillies the bird , they'll shoot your a_ _ right off your scooter !!! :gun: Then they'll smile at you with all three of their teeth :) ABSOLUTE CLASSIC oh the quote SSwwwwii here man
 
Boss: Sorry, Luke. I'm just doing my job. You gotta appreciate that.
Luke: Nah - calling it your job don't make it right, Boss.

Cool Hand Luke
 
Clark: So, when did you get the tenament on wheels?
Eddie: Oh, that uh, that there's an RV. Yeah, yeah, I borrowed it off a buddy of mine. He took my house, I took the RV. It's a good looking vehicle, ain't it?
Clark: Yeah, it looks so nice parked in the driveway.
Eddie: Yeah, it sure does. But, don't you go falling in love with it now, because, we're taking it with us when we leave here next month.
 
kid: How did you get sick?
Willie: I loved a woman that wasn't clean.
kid: Mrs. Santa?
Willie: No it was her sister.

-Bad Santa

Talk about a movie full of quick lines. Most of which can't be put in here however.
 
Coach "What are you doing son?"
Player "Kicking the ball coach."
Coach "After you kick it son, you're still a football player."

We Are Marshall
 
Raising Arizona:

H.I.: Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.
 
Anything from Lonesome Dove...it didn't make it to the movie but one the first page of the book it goes some thing like; "Texas is heaven for horned toads, scorpions, and rattlesnakes but hell for pigs and Tennesseans". I think I want that on my tombstone.

I can't remember the exact quote but Gary Busey in DC Cab said something to the effect of "I got a hotel room in Spartanburg, a bottle of Jack and my lucky rubber! Let's take a ride!"
 
Michael Corleone (Al Pacino): My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a President or senator.
Kay Adams (Diane Keaton): Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed.
Michael Corleone: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?

'The Godfather'
 
Scarecrow (Ray Bolger): I haven't got a brain... only straw.
Dorothy (Judy Garland): How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?
Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.

'Wizard of Oz'
 
"HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE ******* CRAZY?!?!?! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SH*T ABOUT THE RULES?!?!?!?!"

(From Walter of "The Big Lebowski")
 
"I'm gonna beat him, Mister. I beat him all night and I'm gonna beat him all day." - Paul Newman in The Hustler.
 
Johnny: [in a creepy voice] They're coming to get you, Barbara!
Barbara: Stop it! You're ignorant!
Johnny: They're coming for you, Barbara!
Barbara: Stop it! You're acting like a child!
Johnny: They're coming for you!
[points to the cemetery zombie]
Johnny: Look, there comes one of them now!
Barbara: He'll hear you!
Johnny: Here he comes now! I'm getting out of here!
 
Anything from Owen Wilson in Bottle Rocket:

Dignan: "On the run from Johnny Law, ain't no trip to Cleveland."

Dignan: "They'll never catch me...cause I'm f...king innocent!"

or my favorite:

Anthony: "Grace thinks I'm a failure."
Dignan: What? What has she ever accomplished in her life that's so great? (Speaking about a 3rd grader)
 
Mr. French: Well, I'm the guy that tells you there are guys you can hit and there's guys you can't. Now, that's not quite a guy you can't hit, but it's almost a guy you can't hit. So I'm gonna make a fudgin' ruling on this right now. You don't fudgin' hit him. You understand?
Billy Costigan: Yeah, excellent. Fine, fine, fine.

The Departed
 
Clark: So, when did you get the tenament on wheels?
Eddie: Oh, that uh, that there's an RV. Yeah, yeah, I borrowed it off a buddy of mine. He took my house, I took the RV. It's a good looking vehicle, ain't it?
Clark: Yeah, it looks so nice parked in the driveway.
Eddie: Yeah, it sure does. But, don't you go falling in love with it now, because, we're taking it with us when we leave here next month.

Christmas Vacation. Nice.

"Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah."

. . . .

Can I refill your eggnog for ya? Get ya something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave ya for dead?

. . . .

Cousin Eddie: "Merry Christmas! $hitter was full!"
 
Oceans 11:
"Ted Nugent called, he'd like his jacket back"
"I hope you were the groom"
Raiders of the Lost Ark:
"It ain't the years Marion, its the miles"
 
Psycho: The name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.
Leon: Ooooooh.
Psycho: You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.
Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis.

classic...from Stripes
 

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