Favorite Movie Quote (merged)

[KB5252]

"It puts the lotion on the skin!"

Do you have a pit in your basement? And a small poodle perhaps?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Sgt. Hartman- "What is your major malfunction?"

 

[kptvol]

We're on a mission from God. -Dan Akroyd, Elwood Blues

 

[hohenfelsvol]

"You'll get nothing and like it." - Caddyshack

My 10 year old gets to hear that one alot.

 

[Lexvol]

"Sweep the leg!"

"Points or no points, you are dead meat!"

"First time you....first time me"

"Ear Muffs"

"I love lamp!"

 

[Fine Vol]

Aaaaaaadddrrreeeeeeeaaaaaannnnnnnn

 

[Fine Vol]

Your the best around, dont ever let them get ya down

 

[TXA&M07]

stuck in the 80's there Fine?

 

[egotisticalmoron]

it's in the bone, it's in the booo oonneee.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Sgt. Hartman-"Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked s$#t that high."

 

[Fine Vol]

stuck in the 80's there Fine?

:no::whistling:

 

[ut 4 me]

Maybe, maybe not. Maybe **** ya self.

The Departed

 

[ut 4 me]

When ever someone says something hurts use the Happy Gilmore line.

"My fingers hurt."

"What's that?"

"My fingers hurt."

"Oh yeah? Well now your back's gonna hurt, cause you just pulled landscaping duty."



Just change fingers to whatever the person says. It's funny every time.

 

[bigdaddy]

Well most of my daily quotes come from Blazing Saddles and we know you cant post any of those on the board.

"Excuse me while I whip this out"

"a man drink like that and dont eat he gonna die"

but airplane quotes seem to work nicely.

"A hospital, what is it?" "It's a big building with patients in it, but that is not important right now."

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

 

[kptvol]

"You'll get nothing and like it." - Caddyshack

My 10 year old gets to hear that one alot.

I've sent boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I... owed it to them.

 

[bigdaddy]

Mitch Cumstein, great guy

 

[Jaytrain5]

We got no food...no jobs....OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!

 

[allvol123]

I'll be back.

 

[ut 4 me]

We got no food...no jobs....OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!

:lolabove: Love that one

 

[zknott03]

"Deserve's got nothin' to do with it" Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven right before he blow's Hackman's head off

 

[zknott03]

"It doesn't matter what that scoreboard says, you're winners in my book" Hackman in Hoosiers (greatest sports movie of all time)

 

[Volnissniss]

"Ted Stryker? Never heard of him . . . . That's not exactly true . . . . we were like brothers!"

Airplane. Of course can be used any time any ever asks you if you know a specific person [replacing "Ted Stryker" with said person, of course].

 

[Volnissniss]

"S#iiiiiit, ain't not thaing, holmes is laid to the bone . . . "

Airplane. Can be used pretty much any time.

 

[Volnissniss]

"You mean from the waist up, I imagine . . . ."

Fletch. Of course can be used any time someone says you remind them of someone else.

 

[jakez4ut]

"You'll get nothing and like it." - Caddyshack

My 10 year old gets to hear that one alot.

:thumbsup: that's one of mine as well. though my daughter or the dog don't really understand what i'm saying.

a couple of others:

1. whenever someone is trying to make a decisin between two similar things..."pond or pool, pond would be good for you". (chevy chase and bill murray cannob balling the home made 'wine')
2. anytime you're on the golf course, and you pull out the putter for birdie, or in my case par, put......who can't go in to the "oh billy, billy, billy....." line from Ted Knight?