Favorite Movie Quotes

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#26
I don't even own a (short a sound) gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?

Wayne's World.
 
#27
#27
growth,you talk about mass potential for growth. "I am the little acorn that becomes the oak".-john winger

stripes
 
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#28
#28
johnny and the mothers are playing stomping at the savoy in Vermont tonight.vermins going to kill my brother a the savoy theatre tonight-johnny.i didn't say that.nah,but I know this grapevine.-johnny


johnny dangerously
 
#30
#30
buck melanoma,moley russels wart.[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEt5dEOcW0I[/youtube]
 
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#32
#32
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY-QRxsVd5E[/youtube]


barns,barns!you're not a firing squadron you piece of ish!-alias
 
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#33
#33
"Wait...you changed your name to McLovin? What kind of name is that Fogle? Are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer."

Harry Doyle "One hit? That's all we got? One damn hit!"

Al Czervik "Geez, I had better food at the ball game you know? This steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it."
 
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhQql-ZbZmg[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7J6dRkJjOI[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWGp7A3j6FQ[/youtube]
 
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#36
Commander Krill "Do I look like I need a psychological evaluation?"
Bill Stranix "Not at all."

From the action Movie: Under Siege
You have to watch the movie to see how funny it is.
 
#38
#38
This is my boomstick!!!

There is no school like old school, and I'm the f'ing headmaster.

I'm pretty sure there is more to life than being really really ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what it is.
 
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#39
#39
Tim Robbins in Bull Durham...

"This women's underwear feels kind of sexy.....don't make me q uee r right?? Right!!!" :eek:lol:

That scene gets me every time!
 
#40
#40
The Big Lebowski


DUDE: You brought a ****ing Pomeranian bowling?

WALTER: What do you mean "brought it bowling"? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a ****ing beer. He's not gonna take your ****ing turn, Dude.

DUDE: Hey, man, if my ****ing ex-wife asked me to take care of her ****ing dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go **** herself. Why can't she board it?

WALTER: First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex, secondly, it's a ****ing show dog with ****ing papers. You can't board it. It gets upset, its hair falls out.

DUDE: Hey man--

WALTER: ****ing dog has papers, Dude.
 
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#44
#44
Whole lotta testosterone floating around in this thread.



"You had me at hello. You had me... at... hello."



Time to bring it down a notch... real tear jerker :cray:
 
#45
#45
utvolpj said:
the lack of quotes from Friday or Major League is very disturbing
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"I look like a banker in this."

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#46
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utvolpj said:
the lack of quotes from Friday or Major League is very disturbing
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"Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor."

"Want me to take him outside? Kick the **** out of him?"

My first rated R movie. I was sick with the flu at age 7 and found out what my Dad did when we all went to church. Never wanted to go again.
 
#48
#48
Bedevere: What makes you think she is a witch?

Peasant: Oh, she turned me into a newt!

Bedevere: A newt?

Peasant: Well, I got better.

Peasant Crowd: Burn her anyway!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
 
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