Favorite Movie Quotes

#77
#77
does your dog bite?
no.
(the dog tries to bite the inspector)
I thought you said your dog didn't bite?
that is not my dog.
 
#81
#81
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBUS3vQtDCA[/youtube]
Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?
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#82
#82
I fought you wuz a toooooaaaad?- Oh brother where art thou

Why Johnny ringo..... It looks like somebody just....... Walked over your grave. - Tombstone

If he wanted to be buried he aught not die in the winter time- true grit
 
#83
#83
"we ain't in the prisoner taking business, we in the nazi killing business, and cousin, business is a-boomin'. Aldo Raine
 
#84
#84
Hobock said:
You're killing me, Smalls! - Ham Porter
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my all time favorite. Maybe you're not so bad a guy.

Second would be Bob Uecker's

"Dynamite drop-in Monte! That broadcasting school's really paying off!"
 
#87
#87
DeusExMachina said:
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
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Great quote. One of my all-time favorite films.
 
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#88
#88
boy,i am 2 seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on paper plate in a snow storm!

I will stick my foot so far up your a$$,the water off my knee will quench your thirst!

you want me to tell you about the little engine that could again?

major payne
 
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#90
#90
Well, it didn't look like a two-horse town, but try finding a decent hair jelly. - Ulysses Everett McGill
 
#91
#91
"Is this your wife? Oh, a lovely lady. Hey baby. You're alright. You must've been something before electricity" Al Czervik
 
#92
#92
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

The Usual Suspects (actually a quote from Baudelaire, but....)
 
#94
#94
Pretty much this entire movie:

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But specifically:


[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play]
Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game?"
Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?'
[Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]
Larry Johnson: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration.
[the man hands him his license]
Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2)
[Mac ticks off two fingers]
Larry Johnson: Sorry.
[the man laughs a little]
Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
Larry Johnson: Oh, no.
Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
[pause]
Foster: All right meow, (3) where were we?
Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster: Am I saying meow?
[Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one]
Larry Johnson: I thought...
Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going?
[man laughs]
Foster: Meow. (5) What is so **** funny?
Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
[Mac is gut-busting laughing]
Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
[feigned anger]
Foster: Do you see me eating mice?
Foster: [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow! (6)
Larry Johnson: [the man stops and swallows hard] Yes sir.
Foster: Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law.
[rips off the ticket and hands it to the man]
Foster: Not so funny meow, (9) is it?
Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! (10)
 
#95
#95
Creasy's Art is Death - YouTube

My favorite Denzel movie(along with Book of Eli) and Christopher Walken was awesome in it also...this is one of the best lines in a movie...

"Creasy's Art is Death...and he is about to paint his Masterpiece....don't have anything else to say..."

just the way the CW delivered the line was great
 
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#98
#98
Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

[Murphy and Conner join II Duce behind Yakavetta]

Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand.
Yakavetta: Vaffanculo!
Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
Il Duce: In nomine Patri.
Connor: Et Filii.
Murphy: Spiritus Sancti.
 
#100
#100
Under Siege
Ryback "I'm just a cook." " Yeah well I also cook." "Keep the faith Stranix." "You can court martial me if I live."
 
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