Favorite Movie Quotes

#55
#55
"Never stop fighting until the fight is done."

Elliot Ness from the Untouchables
 
#56
#56
"There are two types of people in this world. Those that like Neil Diamond and those that don't. My ex-wife loves him." - Bob Wiley

What About Bob?
 
#58
#58
"How do you know the guarantee fairy isn't some crazy glue sniffer? He sneaks into your house once and that's all it takes. Next thing you know, there's money missing off your dresser and your daughter's knocked up. I've seen it a hundred times." - Thomas Callahan, III
 
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#60
#60
Let's put the women and children to bed and go looking for f**cking dinner, boys! - Joe Cane
 
#61
#61
Taggart: I got it! I got it!
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: Naw, we rape the **** out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!


Blazing Saddles, ladies and gentleman.
 
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#62
#62
Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy. - Louis

Men At Work
 
#63
#63
Ross Farmer: [watches a homerun from the opposing team sail into the stands] Oh no, no. Too high, it's too high.


- Major League
 
#65
#65
[to Stumpy, about Cobb, as Willie leaves for town]
Willie: And you sir, you should leave this disgusting, wretched, sorry son of a mother****er - immediately. Good evening.

Cobb
 
#67
#67
Let's put the women and children to bed and go looking for f**cking dinner, boys! - Joe Cane


"Hit squad is in the house! 60 minutes balls out!! Let's open up the whole can of kick ass and kill 'em all! Let the paramedics sort 'em out!" - Alvin Mack
 
#68
#68
Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark?
Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
 
#71
#71
"A little religious communication might not be a bad idea at this stage of the game. Now myself, I don't take any chances, I talk to Mohammed, Buddha, Mr. Jesus H. Christ Himself and any other religious honchos I can come up with."

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buSpGWq9aS4[/youtube]

This movie is a walking treasure chest of great lines.
 
#72
#72
"...and who taught you to be playin' patty fingers in the Holy Water!?" ~ Michaleen Oge Flynn (Barry Fitzgerald) in The Quiet Man.

The Quiet Man is filled with lots of great quotes.
 
#73
#73
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTzA_xesrL8[/youtube]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
 
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#75
#75
"It looks like Willie Hayes is trying to hit Rick Vaughan. Who blames him? Everybody else in the league does."
 

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