Favorite Movie Quotes

[PEPPERJAX]

Spaceballs

Dark Helmet:
Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star!

 

[GroverCleveland]

The ultimate statement of defiance:

"How would you like to kiss my sister's black cat's ass?"

-Crazy Lee, The Wild Bunch (1969)

 

[n_huffhines]

The ultimate statement of defiance:

"How would you like to kiss my sister's black cat's ass?"

-Crazy Lee, The Wild Bunch (1969)

My favorite is from Deadwood (not a movie, but whatever):

"Those who doubt me suck c*** by choice."

 

[PEPPERJAX]

UHF

Raul Hernandez:
Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers

 

[Jackcrevol]

 

[Lurkerin]

 

[Buzzbait]

“Nice beaver.”
Detective Frank Drebin ,(Leslie Nielsen)

 

[CubsFanTN]

UHF

Raul Hernandez:
Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers

One of my all time favorites.

"Fluffy, are you ready? Are you psyched? One, two, three, FLY!"

"Oh man."

 

[PEPPERJAX]

One of my all time favorites.

"Fluffy, are you ready? Are you psyched? One, two, three, FLY!"

"Oh man."

I watched UHF the other day on amazon. It cracks me up every single time. My 12 year old daughter liked it too.

 

[johnsonbrewer]

The Dude : Do you find them much, these, stolen cars?

Younger Cop : Sometimes. Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though.

Older Cop : Or the Creedence.


Hello Dude, I'm Jackie Treehorn.

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

Uhh, I'm just going to find a cash machine...

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

This one goes to eleven.

 

[gainesvol82]

Samuel L. Jackson's opening monologue in Pulp Fiction

 

[give_him 6]

 

[give_him 6]

 

[RDU VOL#14]

The Dude : Do you find them much, these, stolen cars?

Younger Cop : Sometimes. Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though.

Older Cop : Or the Creedence.


Hello Dude, I'm Jackie Treehorn.

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

Uhh, I'm just going to find a cash machine...

 

[Carl Pickens]

There are several good ones in this clip

 

[Jackcrevol]

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Need to find an ATM.

 

[firestorm]

Casey Ryback using this excellent 1 liner in the underrated sequel Under Siege 2.

“No one beats me in the kitchen.”

 

[CornDontGrow]

“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!”

 

[firestorm]

“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!”

I recall that is a line from the great comedy movie Dodgeball.

 

[peaygolf]

Bluto (John Belushi): "What? Over? Did you say 'over?' Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

 

[Godfatha]

Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or ******* beatings.

The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store.

Stand it like a man... and give some back.

 

[firestorm]

The main hero Elliot Ness says to the remorseless ruthless infamous Chicago Mob Boss Al Capone in The Untouchables movie

“Never stop fighting till the fight is done.”


A excellent line said by the main hero to the main villain in a great movie that I always enjoy.

 

[Brave Volunteer]

"Why, Jonny Ringo. You look like somebody just walked over your grave." - Doc Holliday.

 

[Vegas_Ferguson]

"I've seen it, you're fond of me lobster! Say it!"