Favorite Movie Quotes

"It's not what you know it's what you can prove."
"King Kong ain't got nothing on me."

Training day
 
Could we add tv show ones?
I ask because if I created One for tv shows it would be the exact same thing.
 
"Dead or alive your coming with me." Used by Murphy and Robocop
"See I got this problem cops don't like me so I don't like them."
"Well give the man a hand."
"Can you fly Bobby?"
"Ok fun's over."
"Look at my face Dick." Clarence Bodicker for all of these

Robocop
 
Pulp Fiction has a freaking ton.

(In the cab)

Esmeralda: What is your name?

Butch: Butch.

Esmeralda: What does it mean?

Butch: I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean sh!t.

(In Brett's apartment)

Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

Brett: What?

Jules: What country are you from?

Brett: What? What? Wh - ?

Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of! They speak English in What?

Brett: What?

Jules: English, mother****er! Do you speak it?

Brett: Yes! Yes!

Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!

Brett: What?

Jules: [points gun at Brett] Say 'what' again! Say 'what' again! I dare you, I double dare you mother****er, say what one more G****mn time!
 
"We be fast and they be slow."
"**** happens, someone's got to deal with it, and who you going to call?"
"I don't think they make nikes in her size Ray."

Ghostbusters 2
 
The night is always the darkest just before dawn - The Dark Knight


I live by this quote. Its even inked on my chest
 
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The night is always the darkest just before dawn - The Dark Knight


"I'm not wearing hockey pants."
"You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain."
If you saw The Dark Knight you know the regrettable result from this line.
"Are you kidding me I was gong to blame you and say it was all your idea."
"Some men aren't looking for anything logical. Some men can't be bullied, bought, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn."
 
"I'm not wearing hockey pants."
"You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain."
If you saw The Dark Knight you know the regrettable result from this line.
"Are you kidding me I was gong to blame you and say it was all your idea."
"Some men aren't looking for anything logical. Some men can't be bullied, bought, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn."

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"He said the sheriff is near!"
"Send wire, main office, tell them I said 'ow'. Gotcha!"
"We will now read from Matthew, Mark, Luke... and DUCK.
- Blazing Saddles

Actually, that entire movie is quotable.

"But I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ******' amuse you?"
"Now go home and get your shine box!"
- Goodfellas

And I think it's borderline criminal that nobody has mentioned one of the classic comedies of all time yet.

Airplane Quotes

Pick any of them, too many to list.
 
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"Bugs check in but they don't check out."
"Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."
"Your proposal is acceptable."
"K you know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good."

Men In Black
 
Captain America " this isn't freedom this is fear."
"Well all the guys in my barbershop quartlet are dead so not really."
"You fight a war you wear you need to wear a uniform."
Falcon "don't look at me I do what he does just slower."

Nick Fury "you need to keep both eyes open."
You have to see the movie to know why this is such a great line and wisecrack.
"Shield takes the world as it is, not a we'de like it to be."


From captain America the winter Soldier.
 
"I am the God of Tits and Wine." -Tyrion Lannister
 
Doyle: Hey is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs shat in his hair and all that, 'cause I'm gonna have a hard time eatin' 'round that kind of thing now. Just like I am with antique furniture and midgets. You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

Linda: Doyle, you're awful. You shouldn't be that way.

Doyle: I ain't saying it's right, I'm just telling the damn truth. He'll make me sick. I know it.
 
"Every man dies. Not every man really lives." William Wallace in Braveheart.

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!" - Rocky Balboa
 
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"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!" - Rocky Balboa

Great quote.
 
"The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C. She said 'No, you're wrong.' I said 'You got a lumpy butt.' She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants."

"You don't understand. You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me?"

"Well, let me give you a saying from Colonel Sanders. I am too drunk to taste this chicken".

"Okay. Dear 8 pound, 6 ounce newborn infant Jesus, don’t even know a word yet, just a little infant and so cuddly, but still omnipotent, we just thank you for all the races I’ve won and the 21.2 million dollars – woo! (the rest of the family says “woo” too) – love that money, that I have accrued over this past season. Also, due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates I mention Powerade at each grace, I just want to say that Powerade is delicious and it cools you off on a hot summer day. And we look forward to Powerade’s release of Mystic Mountain Blueberry. Thank you for all your power and your grace, dear baby God. Amen."

Movie was eh to me, but had some of the funnier quotes.
 

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