Florida Man personifies all that is wrong with the state

[golfballs]

Animal native to South American rainforests waits outside Florida man’s front door then barges in and repeatedly charges him

Good

 

[volmanbill]

Florida man arrested after allegedly performing botched castration on man

 

[UT_VOLS13]

Florida woman arrested after shoving 'emaciated' dog into hot car, asking shelter to euthanize it

 

[VolFaninFla]

sickening.
VIDEO: Woman stuffs dog into trunk of hot car, charged with animal abuse

 

[VolNExile]

On a lighter side, from last night:

 

[UT_VOLS13]

HOA Demands Florida Police Officer Move Her Marked Police Cruiser From Driveway

 

[VolFaninFla]

A Florida Man Bought $50K Worth Of Costco Generators And Supplies For Hurricane Dorian Victims In The Bahamas

Good Florida Man story

 

[VolFaninFla]

https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/09/11/us...er-for-hire/index.html?r=https://www.cnn.com/

 

[joevol33]

https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/09/11/us/daughter-parents-murder-for-hire/index.html?r=https://www.cnn.com/

Dang

 

[VolFaninFla]

'Baby, I've been stabbed 5 times': Suspect named in 'massive' Tallahassee, Florida, stabbing

Workplace violence

 

[VolFaninFla]

Police: Tampa teen posts school threats on social media

He first denied any knowledge of the written threat, police said, but later admitted to the act with the cooperation of his father.

The student faces charges of making a written threat to conduct a mass shooting or an act of terrorism.

 

[joevol33]

Police: Tampa teen posts school threats on social media

He first denied any knowledge of the written threat, police said, but later admitted to the act with the cooperation of his father.

The student faces charges of making a written threat to conduct a mass shooting or an act of terrorism.

Glad they got him

 

[golfballs]

Cuffed Florida Couple Caught Having Sex In Cop Car

 

[golfballs]

Drinking Four Lokos, riding bikes in traffic and screwing in the back of a cop car. Solid night for Florida man.

 

[YankeeVol]

Florida Man Appears Happy To Get His 5th Felony DUI

 

[golfballs]

Florida man paralyzed after alleged murder plot to kill wife backfires

 

[YankeeVol]

 

[golfballs]

If you were to do a vinn diagram between this thread and the WTF story of the day it would basically just be one circle

 

[NorCalVol67]

Not seeing the big deal here.

 

[joevol33]

Not seeing the big deal here.

 

[golfballs]

 

[DancingOutlaw]

Definitely no mental issue there.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Her trans game is lacking.

 

[golfballs]

 

[Obsessed]

She wouldn’t be alive to talk to the cops...