Florida Man personifies all that is wrong with the state

[utvolpj]

Police: Oviedo mayor threatens to kill neighbors who threatened to call police on his daughter

 

[utvolpj]

Florida man fled in replica of TV's 'General Lee' car after setting ex's house on fire, reports say

Just a good ol boy

 

[Weezer]

Florida man fled in replica of TV's 'General Lee' car after setting ex's house on fire, reports say

Just a good ol boy

Never meaning no harm.

 

[pismonque]

Never meaning no harm.

Beats all you never saw

 

[Weezer]

 

[pismonque]

Jeez, if they’re putting up a freakin tribute page they oughta at least get the damn theme song right. Waylon clearly says “beats all you never saw”.




Edit: Also, “curve” and “mountain” should be plural. Bastards.

Edit, Part Deux: No offense, Weez.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Wendy's employee fired after taking a bubble bath in restaurant sink: 'It is obviously totally unacceptable'

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Wendy's employee fired after taking a bubble bath in restaurant sink: 'It is obviously totally unacceptable'

 

[golfballs]

Florida man says passenger performed sex acts while he drove

A Florida woman who was riding shotgun in a pickup truck before a traffic stop was doing more than just drinking beer and smoking crack cocaine, deputies said.

Rhonda Koppenhoefer, 55, of Fort Pierce, was also performing sex acts during the ride, the driver told deputies.

When deputies approached the truck, they found a half-full bottle of Bud Light between Koppenhoefer’s legs, a crack pipe on the floorboard by her feet and three crack rocks on the ground nearby, according to an arrest affidavit.

 

[golfballs]

Driving around, drinking beer, smoking crack, and giving bjs. Strong showing by Florida woman Rhonda

 

[NorCalVol67]

Florida man says passenger performed sex acts while he drove

Crack, beer and a BJ, now that’s a party.

 

[LouderVol]

Driving around, drinking beer, smoking crack, and giving bjs. Strong showing by Florida woman Rhonda

Reminds me of the gif of Kramer smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer at the same time.

 

[InVOLuntary]

 

[tntar heel]

Unlike most posts in this thread, this one is not real.

 

[InVOLuntary]

Unlike most posts in this thread, this one is not real.

It's on the internet, dude.

 

[tntar heel]

It's on the internet, dude.

My bad.

 

[volfanhill]

Florida woman who assaulted Burger King employee for not providing free fries arrested, police say

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Florida woman who assaulted Burger King employee for not providing free fries arrested, police say

Those fries are serious business

 

[YankeeVol]

'Like, what do we pay you guys for': Man calls 911 to brag about fleeing traffic stop

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

'Like, what do we pay you guys for': Man calls 911 to brag about fleeing traffic stop

This one wins

 

[NorCalVol67]

'Like, what do we pay you guys for': Man calls 911 to brag about fleeing traffic stop

Should not be allowed to breed.

 

[LouderVol]

'Like, what do we pay you guys for': Man calls 911 to brag about fleeing traffic stop

Deputies told Jones that the officer that attempted to pull him over did not have his plate number and they were only able to arrest him because they tracked his 911 call.
"That's funny. So I told on myself?" Jones asked, according to the arrest report. "No cop can catch me in my Hyundai Elantra, that thing is fast."

 

[tntar heel]

Breaks into Home at 3:30 AM

Just down the road. Breaks in to drink the woman's wine. How would you like to wake up to this sipping your Pinot?

 

[malinoisvol]

Dan Mullen has lost control of the gators.

 

[tntar heel]

Mean drunks on this side of the hood.