Florida Man personifies all that is wrong with the state

[HollowaytoSeivers]

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Florida Woman Accused Of Leaving Porn Filled Easter Eggs In People's Mailboxes

Must have been some good stuff, even the mailbox flags were up.

 

[VolFaninFla]

Behold. The ultimate Florida Man

https://www.wtxl.com/news/florida-n...-on-forehead-called-911-for-a-ride-home-twice

I have to give him credit for having so much pride in his state.

BTW-Maryland would look really bad on a forehead

 

[YankeeVol]

 

[VolFaninFla]

Florida Metal Musician Uses Dead Uncle's Bones to Make 'Skelecaster' Guitar
I posted this story on the music forum. I think that it belongs here also.

 

[65YearsAVol]

Florida sheriff's deputy rescues missing girl, 13, from motel room with man she met online: police

 

[VolFaninFla]

https://nypost.com/2021/02/25/man-in-florida-used-scissors-to-cut-off-his-wifes-eat here lovers-penis/
Doctors have been unable to reattach the vicdims penis and he’s been having trouble with urinating and having sexual intercourse with his wife.
Yeah, those two activities would be a bit difficult if the doctors have been unable to reattach it

 

[VolFaninFla]

Florida vet accused of sexually abusing a dog

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Florida mom fights girl at daughter’s school with boxing glove superglued to hand, police say | Fox 59

 

[oUTlaw]

Florida mom fights girl at daughter’s school with boxing glove superglued to hand, police say | Fox 59

Riddle had just left the school with her daughter after a meeting with the vice principal about her eighth-grader’s “hostile outbursts” at another student.

Well I wonder where the daughter gets it from.

 

[tbh]

Florida mom fights girl at daughter’s school with boxing glove superglued to hand, police say | Fox 59

Is it odd that I'm chuckling due to the mental image of this stellar example of humanity driving to her kid's school with a boxing glove glued to one hand? That said, such a sight is hardly the weirdest thing one might witness on a given day in Duval County.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Woman seen attacking, biting and choking her Uber driver in Florida - TheBright

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

Should we have a thread titled "Florida woman personifies all that is right with the state?"

Drunk Florida woman arrested after offering lap dances to strangers, asked police if they want to “bang” - Mazech Media

 

[LouderVol]

Should we have a thread titled "Florida woman personifies all that is right with the state?"

Drunk Florida woman arrested after offering lap dances to strangers, asked police if they want to “bang” - Mazech Media

love it: The arrest paperwork does not indicate whether any lap dances happened.

and if that is actually her in the pictures, heck yes.

 

[Firebirdparts]

love it: The arrest paperwork does not indicate whether any lap dances happened.

and if that is actually her in the pictures, heck yes.

Hard to see how there could have been a crime

 

[Credo]

I will say that when I lived in FL I hardly met anyone from the south unless you consider South America.

The panhandle is where you’ll find the southerners

 

[Weezer]

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

 

[Boca Vol]

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This guy is a baller! I know it's wrong but I can't stop laughing at his reasoning.

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

This guy is a baller! I know it's wrong but I can't stop laughing at his reasoning.

He's a character in a show called Trailer Park Boys.

 

[GVF]

I knew a real life GA version of this. He was not wired right. Nasty and dirty. Worked fences for my BIL. He was remanded to riding a bike because of DUI (s). Officer asked him "Bill you drinking and driving?" Bill - "Oh no sir, I never drink and drive. I drink first, then I drive." True story. Still cracks me up.

 

[VolFaninFla]

Hummer H2 burns to a crisp; now the owner won't need the hoarded gas
Mensa moment

 

[VolFaninFla]

Florida couples admits to using DONUTS to lure black bears so their dogs could rip them apart | Daily Mail Online
WTF

 

[508mikey]

Florida couples admits to using DONUTS to lure black bears so their dogs could rip them apart | Daily Mail Online
WTF

@joevol33

 

[joevol33]

@joevol33

They knew how evil bears were!

 

[VolFaninFla]

‘I love it,’ says man facing possible death penalty in Riverview slayings