Wow, 11 pages. Impressive.
For me, I don't know what the point is for Forbes to call out some internet poster. I really don't care one way or the other, really. I've seen coaches resort to this stuff from time to time and lose their head ("I'm 40! I'm a man!"), so I'll give Forbes a pass, or whatever. Who will care in two months anyway?
If he is going after hat, then, meh, as well. Although, it is always interesting to watch hat fall back on all his BS arguments when attacked. You know the ones that have been dismissed, or disproven, from the controlled chaos crap he keeps proclaiming (I've addressed that stupid argument a number of times) to the Selby-Maccabi Games deal he's mysteriously referenced a bunch of times recently (Yeah, our recruiting sure tanked this past year).
Regardless, carry on. This has been quite amusing.