I'm serious about Chipper. Believe me, I watch all the games, and a couple of years ago the attitude of national announcers turned from "will Chipper make the HOF?" to "of course Chipper Jones should make the HOF." His batting title a couple of years ago seemed to push everyone over the edge. I'll be shocked if he doesn't make it.
And honestly, when you stack his numbers up to the guys who are already in there, he probably "ought" to go in. Career batting average over .300. Career OBP over .400. If he plays this year, he'll probably end up with 450 HRs. Career OPS of .941, which is actually pretty amazing. If you go by career stats, Chipper's a cinch HOFer. If your standard is "was the guy ever a truly great player?" then no, not really. I never quite saw it.
But of course if that's the standard then you'd have to kick a whole lot of guys out. Which is why HOF arguments are so frustrating and unsatisfying. Phil Rizzuto's going to be in there forever, and literally everybody whose name comes up in in the HOF conversation today is light-years better than he was.