A Joke For Today
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The
surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small
knob
is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up
her
skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.
Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years,
the
woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman
remained
young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
problems:
"All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to
turn
the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've
developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags
under my
eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those
are
your breasts."
She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.
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