Jon Gruden thread (merged)

[BigOrangeFanatic]

Your analogy is like saying, "Two people took a **** today, therefore they're similar."

Yep. Pretty similar.

 

[Oldvol75]

Feel free to edit as necessary. I'm more of a limerick man!

There once was man with a wife
She cheered for the orange and white
He bought up some land
And struck up the band
Then took the Vols to new heights

A beautiful poem if I must say!

 

[JayVols]

I know UT isn't paying for Gruden to come here. That's called realist, isn't that the word that some like to use here?

Yeah, folks like you called realists negas. Nega.

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Where has anyone said such a thing?

Jay, what's this letter that another poster mentioned? have u heard anything about it?:ermm:

 

[JayVols]

Funny how people come into a thread they have no interest in and feel the need to be Debbie Downers. I have resisted the urge to rain all over the ridiculous "We gonna beat dem Dawgs by 14" parades going on. It seems we let you guys have your delusions in peace for the most part, why even participate if the thread or idea is so stupid?

I think about 4 Sundays from now this thread will be full of people, not thinking its a lock to get Gruden, but wanting better than the glorified fratboy with a last name we hired as our 8th choice.

Let's just bide our time. One will be wrong and one will be right. Enjoy the ride 'til then.

 

['Boro-vol]

Mega Nega.

 

[JayVols]

I like the Fractured Fairy Tales part, Rocky and Bullwinkle!

Twas a nice touch.

 

[UTFanForLife]

Yeah, folks like you called realists negas. Nega.

What are folks like me? I couldn't care less if Dooley is the coach or not. So which category does that put me in?

 

[Oldvol75]

Twas a nice touch.

Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!

 

[thebjd]

Let's just bide our time. One will be wrong and one will be right. Enjoy the ride 'til then.

giddy-up

 

[BeecherVol]

I know UT isn't paying for Gruden to come here. That's called realist, isn't that the word that some like to use here?

Intersting.

Do tell.

 

[UTFanForLife]

Intersting.

Do tell.

It's in the same link as the one that says UT will.

 

[orangetanker11]

Is that beverage orange? Hmm...

 

[JayVols]

Pot, meet Kettle.

I'm very self-actualized.

 

[JayVols]

Feel free to edit as necessary. I'm more of a limerick man!

There once was man with a wife
She cheered for the orange and white
He bought up some land
And struck up the band
Then took the Vols to new heights

Shakespearean.......

 

[JayVols]

Jay, what's this letter that another poster mentioned? have u heard anything about it?:ermm:

No clue, sorry.

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Is that beverage orange? Hmm...

It's orange Gruden-aide,a new and upcoming drink.

 

[JayVols]

What are folks like me? I couldn't care less if Dooley is the coach or not. So which category does that put me in?

On our side, if that's the truth.

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

No clue, sorry.

That's okay..I opened up to read the thread but couldn't tell much from that.:unsure:

edit: read further down and someone posted more info...Sorry for the interruption.:ermm:

 

[UTFanForLife]

It's orange Gruden-aide,a new and upcoming drink.

Wrong shade of orange, he needs to fix that.

 

[BeecherVol]

Feel free to edit as necessary. I'm more of a limerick man!

There once was man with a wife
She cheered for the orange and white
He bought up some land
And struck up the band
Then took the Vols to new heights

Who did you rip that off of?

Your not nearly that creative.

 

[JayVols]

Wrong shade of orange, he needs to fix that.

Adidas can't get the shade right all the time.

 

[UTFanForLife]

On our side, if that's the truth.

It wouldn't hurt my feelings any if he was gone, I just don't go to the extremes of some. Whoever the next coach is I will be cheering just as much, so makes no difference to me. I mainly defend the players, sometimes the coach if I'm feeling argumentive. At the end of the day it doesn't matter the coach for me though.

 

[AllVols]

Is that beverage orange? Hmm...

:birgits_giggle: you get the wooden spoon award.

 

[UTFanForLife]

Adidas can't get the shade right all the time.

It is probably the lights