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#101
#101
FastChad said:
That’s funny. I actually met my third most recent ex-girlfriend Britney on that and OK Cupid (long story). I wouldn’t really consider her a farmer but her step-dad did own six acres.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t the only one that met her on FarmersOnly. Seeing her on two dating websites at the same time should’ve raised red flags but love can be blind.
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Is Britney hot, and available now? Volnation wants to know.
 
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#102
#102
FastChad said:
That’s where things get tricky. I was there as a date of the host’s sister…who isn’t returning my calls or texts at the moment.
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Don't puss out here, Chad. Put on your big boy Applebees bib, and pursue your one true love.

Find the giggle, Chad. Let nothing and no one deter you.
 
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#107
#107
McDad said:
He had his chance. He shouldn't have spazzed out and given me a fake number.
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I wouldn’t call it spazzing out. It’s just when I get nervous, I get confused and transpose numbers. Right now, I know my number starts with 572, but in the heat of the moment, I’ll think it starts with 752. It pretty normal.
 
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#108
#108
FastChad said:
I wouldn’t call it spazzing out. It’s just when I get nervous, I get confused and transpose numbers. Right now, I know my number starts with 572, but in the heat of the moment, I’ll think it starts with 752. It pretty normal.
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Bro...that's spazzing out.

Jodi needs a man who is honest about their strengths and weaknesses.
 
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#109
#109
FastChad said:
I wouldn’t call it spazzing out. It’s just when I get nervous, I get confused and transpose numbers. Right now, I know my number starts with 572, but in the heat of the moment, I’ll think it starts with 752. It pretty normal.
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You gotta get it together. Jodi needs to know her man has skills to protect her. There was a story from the Knoxville News Sentinel that someone named Jodi testified against Ricky Tan and the Triads, so she could come under attack at anytime.
 
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#112
#112
FastChad said:
That’s funny. I actually met my third most recent ex-girlfriend Britney on that and OK Cupid (long story). I wouldn’t really consider her a farmer but her step-dad did own six acres.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t the only one that met her on FarmersOnly. Seeing her on two dating websites at the same time should’ve raised red flags but love can be blind.
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Dude, what was your previous VN name?
 
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#113
#113
Gotta splurge when ya find her. Talk about makin a thick girl giggle.


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#116
#116
GAVol said:
Don't think I'm not hawking that IP address lol. I had questions after the first post.
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Thanks for clearing that up. Sorry for originally posting in the Football Board. I didn’t realize that there was a special place for posts like this. Hopefully Jodi (or someone that knows her) ventures over here as well.
 
#121
#121
FastChad said:
Ummm, that would be weird. This is a football message board.

#FindJodi
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Actually this is the Pub forum. I know your new around here but anything goes in the Pub. Besides, Vol fans are one big family and we're here to help. Let us help you brother. Tell us who else has hurt you, blocked your number, or broke your cell phone/heart

GO VOLS

#FINDJodi
 
#123
#123
TN-POSSUM said:
Actually this is the Pub forum. I know your new around here but anything goes in the Pub. Besides, Vol fans are one big family and we're here to help. Let us help you brother. Tell who else has hurt you, blocked your number, or broke your cell phone

GO VOLS

#FINDJodi
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Thanks, I appreciate it. I‘d like to answer your questions but I need to keep my eye on the prize. Sharing stories about my past relationship failures will definitely not impress Jodi.

Not to brag, but I’ve had some success with the ladies. The issue is that the relationships always end poorly.
 
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