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Again, you are making the foolish assumption that anyone in the service industry goes by the book.

When someone walks up to me with a group and orders a a round of well shots, and I say "let me make you some ciroc melon shots instead. I've been working on em. Take them with me."

They really enjoy the shot, they come back to my well next round, and (most importantly) spend 3x more than they originally intended.


Its against the law!!! If u want to risk your permit u not very smart!
 
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Some good memories of being smashed with bartenders both during work and when they closed up and kept the lights on.

Same here but we kick all non employees out after 2. We're one of Austin's biggest venues and we get random cop checks after two to make sure nobody's drinking.
 
Same here but we kick all non employees out after 2. We're one of Austin's biggest venues and we get random cop checks after two to make sure nobody's drinking.

Yeah, same thing in Colorado Springs. But rarely enforced. Was a local hole in the wall bar anyway and the cops didn't care.
 
Depends on if the bartender is feeding me Tuaca Bombs or not.

And what she looks like

I don't have tits but my patrons love me anyway.

I have many flaws, but I'm fun as hell and make my patrons have a blast. Still, I'd rather be at a sports/gastro pub where I don't have to yell at customers so they can hear me.
 
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I don't have tits but my patrons love me anyway.

I have many flaws, but I'm fun as hell and make my patrons have a blast. Still, I'd rather be at a sports/gastro pub where I don't have to yell at customers so they can hear me.

I gave up the whole club scene years ago. I prefer the hole in the wall neighborhood type bar where you can sit back, enjoy some music and just socialize without any hidden agenda.
 
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Lol

I think its cool u drink a little while tending.. I just giving u hell and trolling lol!

I am an 80s rocker that has got drunk in I guess no less than 100 different clubs in the south east. I got a friend in Texas right now working with Kenny Wayne Shepard.
 
Depends if it's burnt orange or that good ol' extension chord orange.

Which brings me to a pissed moment recently. I was in the commissary buying groceries and saw what appeared to be a Power T on some dude's hat. And being in Oklahoma, you speak to Tennessee fans because we rock. Anyway, get a little closer and see the gayhorn on the back.

****ing Texas is straight up ripping off the copyright of Tennessee stuff yet again.
 

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