My Pillow In Trouble Financially

[hog88]

Hey, we're both catches. Just ask @Grand Vol

He has low standards.

 

[McDad]

I just get pissed every time I hear "the finest cotton in the world" when talking about Egyptian cotton. Makes me grind my teeth.

What an odd thing to get your ire.

Whatcha got against egyptian cotton being the best in the world???

 

[DC_Vol]

Hog is right on this one. They're great. Give the man his due.

Seems like it would make a lot of noise in your ear. Sleeping on a bag of beans??

But tell me more. I’m about to get new pillows for our room and the guest rooms.

 

[hog88]

Yes. “Brilliance” is the exact word we use too

Good, and don't forget charming.

 

[DC_Vol]

What an odd thing to get your ire.

Whatcha got against egyptian cotton being the best in the world???

Because pima is superior.

 

[McDad]

Because pima is superior.

Pima is the 80 grit sandpaper of textiles. Get your head outta your cotton balls.

 

[hog88]

You can do so much better than hog, though.

 

[volfanhill]

What an odd thing to get your ire.

Whatcha got against egyptian cotton being the best in the world???

Bc it ain't American you cotton pickin bastard. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A.

 

[GroverCleveland]

How do slippers fall apart in one year? You have hooves or mow the grass in em?

Not made that well apparently. I just wore them around the house or taking the dog out and even then stood on the sidewalk.

 

[volfanhill]

Seems like it would make a lot of noise in your ear. Sleeping on a bag of beans??

But tell me more. I’m about to get new pillows for our room and the guest rooms.

Don't get nice pillows for the guest room. What you want them to stay longer?

 

[McDad]

Bc it ain't American you cotton pickin bastard. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A.

US cotton is so bad even the boll weevils avoid it.

 

[hog88]

Seems like it would make a lot of noise in your ear. Sleeping on a bag of beans??

But tell me more. I’m about to get new pillows for our room and the guest rooms.

They are heavy and yeah and they have some noise to them when you first snuggle in. But that's the thing, at least with me once I'm out I stay out and don't move much since we got them. No more neck/shoulder pain either.

 

[Orangeburst]

What an odd thing to get your ire.

Whatcha got against egyptian cotton being the best in the world???

Best cotton..sheesh

Dixie

Edit: Late

 

[OrangeTsar]

As far as I am concerned, I really don’t like companies taking an overt political position in either direction unless it directly affects their business (gun makers for instance). Why anyone would willfully risk alienating half of their potential customers without being forced to is just plain bonkers. Just do the thing you are paid to do and leave it at that.

 

[hog88]

Don't get nice pillows for the guest room. What you want them to stay longer?

Very wise.

 

[McDad]

Not made that well apparently. I just wore them around the house or taking the dog out and even then stood on the sidewalk.

This is my image of you, now.

 

[GroverCleveland]

What an odd thing to get your ire.

Whatcha got against egyptian cotton being the best in the world???

Spent first half of my life growing, ginning and warehousing American upland cotton. While egyptian is a finer cotton because of the long staple, American Pima is a long staple cotton like egyptian and grown in Arizona and California.

 

[Orangeburst]

Bc it ain't American you cotton pickin bastard. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A.

Don't forget the TP in the guest BR. That stuff you see in public RR.

 

[GroverCleveland]

Pima is the 80 grit sandpaper of textiles. Get your head outta your cotton balls.

Boo this man! Boo!

 

[OrangeTsar]

 

[GroverCleveland]

US cotton is so bad even the boll weevils avoid it.

Double Boo this man! Boo! Boo!

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Know your clientele right?

Most of the time, no. They don't.

 

[Orangeburst]

This is my image of you, now.
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Quiz:

What beer brand did Eddie drink?
Just looked it up and no one will get it

 

[McDad]

Double Boo this man! Boo! Boo!

I was just having a little fun. First Boo was deserved. Feel like you crossed the line with the double Boo. That really hurts.

 

[GroverCleveland]

Quiz:

What beer brand did Eddie drink?
Just looked it up and no one will get it

PBR?