Neyland I (Formerly known as Gruden Thread)

[Volzonya]

Jubilee street

 

[Volzonya]

Mermaids wave and slip back into the sea

 

[Volzonya]

I believe in the rapture because I've seen your face

 

[Volzonya]

Who took your measurements from your toes to the top of your head

 

[Volzonya]

Who was it

 

[Volzonya]

Nervous laughter spilling down on a wicked girl

 

[Volzonya]

I don't want to remember no more

 

[apevol]

I just wasted half an hour trying to talk to someone who cant form basic sentences.

 

[Volzonya]

I just wasted half an hour trying to talk to someone who cant form basic sentences.

Too young. It will only get worse I'm afraid. We are spiraling downward. That's as optimistic as I can be.

 

[Volzonya]

Or Xanax. There's that I guess. That would make me feel better.

 

[Volzonya]

What the f*** do I know. I'm a little fish on a big gawdayum hook.

 

[Volzonya]

I'd be dead and with my pop sis and Jesus if it weren't for my angel. Find yours brother. Speech is secondary to love, if she purdy.

 

[Volzonya]

Velvet Underground she ain't got nothin at all

 

[Orangeslice13]

Zonya
There’s a post pad thread in the zone if you’re trying to run your numbers up.

 

[Orangeslice13]

The person with the most posts in this thread wins V

 

[Weezer]

I'm worried about Lexi. She disappeared after I rebuffed her advances. Damn my sexiness!

 

[Leximax]

I'm worried about Lexi. She disappeared after I rebuffed her advances. Damn my sexiness!

I’ve been licking my wounds and distracting myself with tinder.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I’ve been licking my wounds and distracting myself with tinder.

And wounds is a metaphor for...?

 

[Leximax]

And wounds is a metaphor for...?

Use your imagination. No, actually I’ve just been busy with work, looking for jobs back in tennessee and hanging with my nephew and prego sister. How has everybody been?

 

[apevol]

hi lexi

 

[Orangeslice13]

Don’t fall for it Lex.
Ape hates every living thing tonight

 

[Weezer]

I am currently hurting like hell. My stomach feels like it's been ripped out, turned inside out, and shoved back into my body. If I weren't so damn macho, I might cry. Other than that, I feel, well, pretty much I still feel like crap.

 

[Leximax]

hi lexi

Howdy ape!

 

[VolStrom]

I can't believe there are a bunch of horn dogs giddy over an internet ho.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I can't believe there are a bunch of horn dogs giddy over an internet ho.

To be fair you are special.