Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

If only Porsche made a forklift.
Do you want reliability or speed? A buddy of mine had a 911 and he about went broke getting it fixed at the local Porsche specialist, but damn he was proud of it. I asked him once how much pu$$y he got driving that car and he got pissed at me. Everyone needs a hobby though.
 
A Linde? We used to buy those things and the last time I remember seeing one drive by me one of the steer wheels broke off and it dug into the ground to a grinding halt. They had to buy twice as many to have one to haul the broke one to the shop and take it's place.
Those forklifts aren't made to move freight. They're made to pick up chicks in the warehouse.
 
Do you want reliability or speed? A buddy of mine had a 911 and he about went broke getting it fixed at the local Porsche specialist, but damn he was proud of it. I asked him once how much pu$$y he got driving that car and he got pissed at me. Everyone needs a hobby though.
Both. I test drove a Macan and a Cayenne last year but now i’m Looking at a BMW X5 with the base inline 6 which would put my F150 to shame.

My 911 was a ‘72 and I quickly became a good mechanic to save those $300 valve adjustments every 3000 miles. Dang thing used a lot of oil too, like 10 quarts each oil change.
 
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Both. I test drove a Macan and a Cayenne last year but now i’m Looking at a BMW X5 with the base inline 6 which would put my F150 to shame.

My 911 was a ‘72 and I quickly became a good mechanic to save those $300 valve adjustments every 3000 miles. Dang thing used a lot of oil too, like 10 quarts each oil change.
Yeah, I became a Japanese car fan after watching my buddies buy the cool cars from Europe.
 
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Oh I haven’t listened to a third of them even. And probably never will. Again we just combined libraries. The BIL had a side gig as a DJ when he was younger.
On random play I have alot of dogs.. Wish I had some jazz and maybe some old country, maybe even classical.
 
Anybody out driving in TN today needs to keep eyes open. The roads are crawling with cops. I counted over ten on a 90 mile drive. One was a motorcycle cop on 153 around the car dealerships.
 

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