Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[SumSoonerChick]

I’m interested in who you cc’d that Mail to? Mom and dad are in for a shock.

I sent it to his school counselor... pretty sure DHS paid him a home visit... fun for the whole family.

 

[Grand Vol]

McDaughter just got offered her first engineering job. Conveyor manufacturer. She really liked everything about the company. She is also excited to have a female supervisor (I did not share @LouderVol and @NorthDallas40 opinions on that, btw).
I never expected it to take almost a year for her to find a position. But it did. She's happy and looking forward to making real money. Proud of my little girl.

I'm glad you're proud of her especially since you tried to abandon her a long time ago.

 

[McDad]

I'm glad you're proud of her especially since you tried to abandon her a long time ago.

that was just a made up story to impress my internet friends and score a bunch of e cred. It never happened. There is no proof of the event.

And no, you are not allowed to speak to any member of my family about it.

 

[clarksvol00]

What's everyone's go to at WH?

I go All Star. No syrup, 3 packets of butter for the waffle. Overeasy eggs. Hashbrowns with onion and ketchup. Sausage patties with syrup.

Chocolate ****ing milk.

Bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich or ham and cheese omelet and toast
hasbrowns scattered, smothered, and covered

 

[Grand Vol]

What's everyone's go to at WH?

I go All Star. No syrup, 3 packets of butter for the waffle. Overeasy eggs. Hashbrowns with onion and ketchup. Sausage patties with syrup.

Chocolate ****ing milk.

The same, though the waffle has to have enough syrup to drown an elephant and enough butter that a cardiologist would shriek in fear. Sausage on the side. Get rid of the grits and bring hash browns covered and chunked with just a few onions dropped in.

 

[DC_Vol]

What's everyone's go to at WH?

I go All Star. No syrup, 3 packets of butter for the waffle. Overeasy eggs. Hashbrowns with onion and ketchup. Sausage patties with syrup.

Chocolate ****ing milk.

Bacon, egg, and cheese on Texas toast.

Hash browns. Scattered smothered covered

And a waffle if I’m feeling really froggy.

Lots of coffee

 

[VolStrom]

Female boss(es) is ok until something goes not according to plan, then there is no telling how they will react. Sometimes good, sometimes bad. But the "I'm a strong independent woman" mode can come out and ruin otherwise good things.

That is so true!

 

[DinkinFlicka]

The same, though the waffle has to have enough syrup to drown an elephant and enough butter that a cardiologist would shriek in fear. Sausage on the side. Get rid of the grits and bring hash browns covered and chunked with just a few onions dropped in.

How simple do you like your syrup?

 

[Grand Vol]

How simple do you like your syrup?

Slightly less simple than @hog88

 

[Orangeburst]

Went to the RF..holy cow it is downright political over there.

Anybody heard from Hog....they put him on the griddle at the WH after the scuffle?

 

[volfanhill]

Bammers are screwed


Brushing teeth twice a day, regular trips to the dentist help keep Alzheimer's disease away - Study Finds

 

[hog88]

Went to the RF..holy cow it is downright political over there.

Anybody heard from Hog....they put him on the griddle at the WH after the scuffle?

Alive and well, made out of Alabama in one piece.

 

[AM64]

Went to the RF..holy cow it is downright political over there.

Anybody heard from Hog....they put him on the griddle at the WH after the scuffle?

From how the recruiting scoreboard looks, I thought "suicidal" was going to be the word you used. The only SEC team with no takers at all is a really bad look.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Bammers are screwed


Brushing teeth twice a day, regular trips to the dentist help keep Alzheimer's disease away - Study Finds

I have a dentist appointment this morning. I'll be sure my Alzheimer's is kept in check & to stay away.

 

[zeppelin128]

What's everyone's go to at WH?

I go All Star. No syrup, 3 packets of butter for the waffle. Overeasy eggs. Hashbrowns with onion and ketchup. Sausage patties with syrup.

Chocolate ****ing milk.

Same. Syrup and a little butter on the waffle. Over-easy eggs with hot sauce. Grits and bacon. Raisin toast. Black coffee. Damnit now I want WH haha.

 

[zeppelin128]

Never answer the phone in the bathroom.

I just never answer the phone, problem solved.

 

[McDad]

Same. Syrup and a little butter on the waffle. Over-easy eggs with hot sauce. Grits and bacon. Raisin toast. Black coffee. Damnit now I want WH haha.

Raisin toast???

Listen, I don't care who you vote for or what you do in your personal life, but shouldn't we draw the line at raisin toast???

 

[VolnJC]

A nice fringe benefit of working from home is being able to knock out small chores on breaks...I was able to mow almost half our front yard on my lunch break yesterday...more free time is always welcome...I wouldn't go back to commuting an hour each way for double the salary

 

[zeppelin128]

Raisin toast???

Listen, I don't care who you vote for or what you do in your personal life, but shouldn't we draw the line at raisin toast???

This isn't the first time I've caught flak on here for raisin toast lol.

 

[McDad]

A nice fringe benefit of working from home is being able to knock out small chores on breaks...I was able to mow almost half our front yard on my lunch break yesterday...more free time is always welcome...I wouldn't go back to commuting an hour each way for double the salary

Brother, I am with you on that. It would take a lot of money for me to fight Nashville rush hour 2x a day 5 days a week. It would take insane money for me to do it in Atlanta.

 

[McDad]

This isn't the first time I've caught flak on here for raisin toast lol.

If you had caught flak as a child like you should have, you would make better choices about flour based, gluten containing, breakfast carbohydrates.

 

[LouderVol]

Brother, I am with you on that. It would take a lot of money for me to fight Nashville rush hour 2x a day 5 days a week. It would take insane money for me to do it in Atlanta.

That's why I take the train

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

That's why I take the train

Smart man ...

 

[Orangeburst]

Raisin toast???

Listen, I don't care who you vote for or what you do in your personal life, but shouldn't we draw the line at raisin toast???

Raisin toast is pretty good if you pick the little black bugs off

 

[VolnJC]

Same. Syrup and a little butter on the waffle. Over-easy eggs with hot sauce. Grits and bacon. Raisin toast. Black coffee. Damnit now I want WH haha.

I do love me some syrup on my sausage...but I do keto so WH is a no go for me...Tell you guys a yummy little treat I've recently made...get the PB2 powder...mix it with Cool Whip...freeze them in mini cupcake molds...and u got a low carb frozen peanut buttery delight