Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[LouderVol]

There I was having a nice day when this school marm shows up in my office...

What did Karen want?

 

[Grand Vol]

What did Karen want?

Something about a beard.

 

[LouderVol]

Something about a beard.

she asked about your fake gf you use to cover up being gay?

not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Grand Vol]

she asked about your fake gf you use to cover up being gay?

not that there's anything wrong with that.

Should I go look this up on Urban Dictionary?

Because I haven't the first clue WTF your saying.

 

[LouderVol]

Should I go look this up on Urban Dictionary?

Because I haven't the first clue WTF your saying.

Urban Dictionary: Beard

definition 2 or 3. hadn't heard number 1 myself.

in case it needs to be said I did figure out what/whom you are actually referencing.

 

[Grand Vol]

Urban Dictionary: Beard

definition 2 or 3. hadn't heard number 1 myself.

in case it needs to be said I did figure out what/whom you are actually referencing.

Yeah, she's definitely my agent lol

 

[Weezer]

Can you guys take your M4M chat elsewhere?

Not that I judge, but I'd prefer not to know the details.

 

[hog88]

I actually might get to see a chick fight at WH! 2 waitresses are bowed up screaming at each other. I’m leaving a huge tip if they throw hands!

 

[McDad]

I actually might get to see a chick fight at WH! 2 waitresses are bowed up screaming at each other. I’m leaving a huge tip if they throw hands!

Remember, video with your phone turned sideways. And hold it steady. TIA.

 

[clarksvol00]

I actually might get to see a chick fight at WH! 2 waitresses are bowed up screaming at each other. I’m leaving a huge tip if they throw hands!

Protect the hashbrowns at all costs.

 

[hog88]

Remember, video with your phone turned sideways. And hold it steady. TIA.

Manager broke it up but there was some language that almost had me blushing. I left a big tip for the added entertainment. Gotta love Alabama.

 

[Grand Vol]

Manager broke it up but there was some language that almost had me blushing. I left a big tip for the added entertainment. Gotta love Alabama.

Two sisters fighting over Dad's attention?

 

[hog88]

Two sisters fighting over Dad's attention?

LOL

Best I could tell they were fighting over who got to serve me....

 

[Grand Vol]

LOL

Best I could tell they were fighting over who got to serve me....

Yeah, I'm not sure I'd admit that in public

 

[McDad]

McDaughter just got offered her first engineering job. Conveyor manufacturer. She really liked everything about the company. She is also excited to have a female supervisor (I did not share @LouderVol and @NorthDallas40 opinions on that, btw).
I never expected it to take almost a year for her to find a position. But it did. She's happy and looking forward to making real money. Proud of my little girl.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

What's everyone's go to at WH?

I go All Star. No syrup, 3 packets of butter for the waffle. Overeasy eggs. Hashbrowns with onion and ketchup. Sausage patties with syrup.

Chocolate ****ing milk.

 

[NorthDallas40]

McDaughter just got offered her first engineering job. Conveyor manufacturer. She really liked everything about the company. She is also excited to have a female supervisor (I did not share @LouderVol and @NorthDallas40 opinions on that, btw).
I never expected it to take almost a year for her to find a position. But it did. She's happy and looking forward to making real money. Proud of my little girl.

Woohoo happy for her! Is this on the same town with her beau?

 

[McDad]

What's everyone's go to at WH?

I go All Star. No syrup, 3 packets of butter for the waffle. Overeasy eggs. Hashbrowns with onion and ketchup. Sausage patties with syrup.

Chocolate ****ing milk.

That's a solid line up.

I'm similar except syrup, add ham to hash, bacon and coffee.

But now I am craving choco milk...so thanks for that.

 

[DancingOutlaw]

It is a universal certainty that if you are mowing the yard and your dogs are outside they will piss, ****, or lay down on the unmowed side.

 

[McDad]

Woohoo happy for her! Is this on the same town with her beau?

she travels same distance only in opposite direction. Company in Jonesboro, Ark.

 

[LouderVol]

McDaughter just got offered her first engineering job. Conveyor manufacturer. She really liked everything about the company. She is also excited to have a female supervisor (I did not share @LouderVol and @NorthDallas40 opinions on that, btw).
I never expected it to take almost a year for her to find a position. But it did. She's happy and looking forward to making real money. Proud of my little girl.

Female boss(es) is ok until something goes not according to plan, then there is no telling how they will react. Sometimes good, sometimes bad. But the "I'm a strong independent woman" mode can come out and ruin otherwise good things.

 

[NurseGoodVol]

Well at least by that age you would have had something to work with and possibly some experience... That kid obviously had me mistaken for Mary K.. I’m not trying to go to catch a charge...

I’m interested in who you cc’d that Mail to? Mom and dad are in for a shock.

 

[LouderVol]

People who talk on the phone in a public restroom get what's coming to them.

Hope your client doesnt mind the sound of me dropping a deuce in the background.

 

[NurseGoodVol]

People who talk on the phone in a public restroom get what's coming to them.

Hope your client doesnt mind the sound of me dropping a deuce in the background.

Never answer the phone in the bathroom.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

There I was having a nice day when this school marm shows up in my office...

the gentleman doth protest too much, me thinks...