Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[Weezer]

And I mean that in a totally non-creepy, no I'm not gonna cyberstalk you kind of way. I'm too old and broken down for that kind of **** now.

 

[hog88]

How is it I've never been able to meet a woman like you?

I feel like life deprived me of something.

Might be that Hunchback of Notre Dame look of yours?

 

[DinkinFlicka]

I think it's time to unleash my secret stash of LOTR memes

 

[Weezer]

Might be that Hunchback of Notre Dame look of yours?

I thought we agreed not to say hurtful things? You lay off my hump and I don't tell anyone about your genital warts?

 

[McDad]

How is it I've never been able to meet a woman like you?

I feel like life deprived me of something.

You have to get out of your house and actually talk to females in order to meet someone like her.

 

[Weezer]

You have to get out of your house and actually talk to females in order to meet someone like her.

This is actually very accurate of my last few years, but to be fair, I've had legitimate reasons.

 

[hog88]

I thought we agreed not to say hurtful things? You lay off my hump and I don't tell anyone about your genital warts?

Once Mcdad found out about my warts errybody found out.

 

[Weezer]

Once Mcdad found out about my warts errybody found out.

Dude cannot keep a secret.

 

[hog88]

Dude cannot keep a secret.

Nope, he spreads rumors to.

 

[McDad]

Once Mcdad found out about my warts errybody found out.

I just thought it was cool how I could play connect the dots with your warts and see the power T

 

[McDad]

Nope, he spreads rumors to.

*two

 

[Weezer]

Nope, he spreads rumors to.

He told me Dink has a lactating nipple, only it's not milk, it's Jack Daniels.

No way I fall for that.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

He told me Dink has a lactating nipple, only it's not milk, it's Jack Daniels.

No way I fall for that.

Smart man. Anyone who knows me knows I detest Jack.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

How is it I've never been able to meet a woman like you?

I feel like life deprived me of something.

There are no other women like me...

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

There are no other women like me...
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I believe this to be accurate....

 

[SumSoonerChick]

@Weezer been meaning to ask you about your screen name... Does it have anything to do with the band? Just curious because Weezer is one of my most favorite bands of all time on planet earth...

 

[Weezer]

@Weezer been meaning to ask you about your screen name... Does it have anything to do with the band? Just curious because Weezer is one of my most favorite bands of all time on planet earth...

Childhood nickname. Are you familiar with "The Little Rascals"? Apparently there was one named Weezer/Wheezer and my cousins thought I looked just like him as a kid.


But if associating me with band makes me seem cooler, then yes.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

Childhood nickname. Are you familiar with "The Little Rascals"? Apparently there was one named Weezer/Wheezer and my cousins thought I looked just like him as a kid.


But if associating me with band makes me seem cooler, then yes.

Ah... that makes sense too... I grew up watching little rascal reruns... Spanky was always my fav though....
And for the record, I am not worried about you being a creepy stalker...

 

[Grand Vol]

Despite my better judgment, I’m quite fond of that guy for some unexplainable reason... even when he pisses me off...

I don't recall ever pissing you off...

Not intentionally. You thought you were upset because you thought I gave The Bearded One nicotine, but I think he had me confused with someone else.

 

[Grand Vol]

And I mean that in a totally non-creepy, no I'm not gonna cyberstalk you kind of way. I'm too old and broken down for that kind of **** now.

 

[BreatheUT]

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Refrigeration?

 

[Grand Vol]

I believe this to be accurate....

No, not anywhere near accurate.

It'd be middle fingers instead.

 

[Grand Vol]

@Weezer been meaning to ask you about your screen name... Does it have anything to do with the band? Just curious because Weezer is one of my most favorite bands of all time on planet earth...

Oh, sh!t...

Now you're raising the ire of Dink.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

This is how all the men I work with at school have weekly measuring contests... they order chick fil a and try all the “Heatonist” hot sauces

 

[SumSoonerChick]

I don't recall ever pissing you off...

Not intentionally. You thought you were upset because you thought I gave The Bearded One nicotine, but I think he had me confused with someone else.

That fact that you are unaware of the times you have pissed me off says a lot about my self control.... and something about your lack of self awareness...